The Best 25 Cookbook Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cookbook jokes. There are some cookbook wai jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cookbook thyme puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cookbook Jokes and Puns

I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook

It's about thyme

I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook

I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.

So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

Cookbook joke, So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?

Wok This Way!

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Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember


What's China's #1 Best Selling Cookbook?

101 Ways to Wok your Dog

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?

It's called "101 ways to wok your dog"

Cookbook joke, Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?

There's a new Asian cookbook out...

It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.

I bought my girlfriend a cheap and easy vegetarian cookbook....

Because not only is she a vegetarian....

A little known fact about Hitler was that he was an amateur Chinese chef

He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

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I bought a chicken cookbook.

I didn't know the smart bastards were chefs.

Why was the chef was devestated to find a recipe torn out of his cookbook?

...it was his main sauce of income.

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Did you hear about the Middle Eastern chef who died while working on his cookbook?

It will be released post-hummus....

I asked my dad if he ever got around to checking out the cookbook I wrote.

He said yeah, and it was about thyme.

Cookbook joke, I asked my dad if he ever got around to checking out the cookbook I wrote.

I wasted the whole day looking for an Indian cookbook at the library today.

I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.

You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook?

I guess you could say they made copy and pasta.

What did Hitler call his Chinese cookbook?

Mein Chow


What is the most common ingredient in the neo-nazi cookbook?

WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!

What do you call the cookbook of the dead?

The Necrinom-nom-nomicon

The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook.

Recipes include the Mohammed flambΓ© and the Stacy BrulΓ©e.

My wife is finally going to finish her cookbook on spices...

It's about thyme.

What is the title to Michael J. Fox's cookbook?

Shake and Bake.

What's the most famous zombie cookbook?

The Necronom_nom_nom

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cookbook chef jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cookbook genre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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