Cookbook Jokes

Following is our collection of tome puns and wai one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cookbook jokes for adults, dirty autobiography jokes and clean thyme dad gags for kids.

The Best Cookbook Puns

I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook

It's about thyme

I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook

I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.

So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?

Wok This Way!






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Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?

It's called "101 ways to wok your dog"


Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember

What's China's #1 Best Selling Cookbook?

101 Ways to Wok your Dog

There's a new Asian cookbook out...

It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.

I bought my girlfriend a cheap and easy vegetarian cookbook....

Because not only is she a vegetarian....

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

A little known fact about Hitler was that he was an amateur Chinese chef

He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.


I bought a chicken cookbook.

I didn't know the smart bastards were chefs.

Why was the chef was devestated to find a recipe torn out of his cookbook?

...it was his main sauce of income.

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Did you hear about the Middle Eastern chef who died while working on his cookbook?

It will be released post-hummus....

I asked my dad if he ever got around to checking out the cookbook I wrote.

He said yeah, and it was about thyme.

What is the most common ingredient in the neo-nazi cookbook?

WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!

You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook?

I guess you could say they made copy and pasta.

What did Hitler call his Chinese cookbook?

Mein Chow


I wasted the whole day looking for an Indian cookbook at the library today.

I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.

What do you call the cookbook of the dead?

The Necrinom-nom-nomicon

The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook.

Recipes include the Mohammed flambΓ© and the Stacy BrulΓ©e.

What's the most famous zombie cookbook?

The Necronom_nom_nom

What is the title to Michael J. Fox's cookbook?

Shake and Bake.

My wife is finally going to finish her cookbook on spices...

It's about thyme.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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