Cookbook Jokes

Funniest Cookbook Short Jokes

Short cookbook jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cookbook humour may include short cooker jokes also.

1. I was reading an Indian cookbook the other day. The recipe asked for butter, they actually meant Ghee... They should have clarified
2. So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".
3. I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.
4. I bought my girlfriend a cheap and easy vegetarian cookbook.... Because not only is she a vegetarian....
5. Why was the chef was devestated to find a recipe torn out of his cookbook? ...it was his main sauce of income.
6. Did you hear about the Middle Eastern chef who died while working on his cookbook? It will be released post-hummus....
7. I asked my dad if he ever got around to checking out the cookbook I wrote. He said yeah, and it was about thyme.
8. I wasted the whole day looking for an Indian cookbook at the library today. I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.
9. You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta.
10. The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook. Recipes include the Mohammed flambé and the Stacy Brulée.

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Cookbook One Liners

Which cookbook one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cookbook? I can suggest the ones about cooking pot and recipe.

1. I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme
2. Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook? Wok This Way!
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3. Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook? A Wok to Remember
4. What did the chef use to write a cookbook? An om-nom-nom de plume
5. Where can you find Indian cookbooks? In the naan-fiction section
6. What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon.
7. What do you call the cookbook of the dead? The Necrinom-nom-nomicon
8. My wife is finally going to finish her cookbook on spices... It's about thyme.
9. What is the title to Michael J. Fox's cookbook? Shake and Bake.
10. What's the most famous zombie cookbook? The Necronom_nom_nom
11. The cookbook is a liar. Serving size 4? No. Serving size 4 me.
12. What's the first three words in every Mexican cookbook? Steal a chicken
13. I bought a chicken cookbook. I didn't know the smart b**... were chefs.

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What funny jokes about cookbook you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooking pan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cookbook pranks.