Coo Jokes

Funniest Coo Short Jokes

Short coo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coo humour may include short coop jokes also.

1. An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun.
   What sound does a pigeon make
   when kicked in the nuts?
   [A high coo](/spoiler)
   
2. The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon does not do this, the reason is a coo sticks.
3. Did you hear about the hate-group whose members are mainly doves and chickens? It's called the Coo Clucks Clan.
4. The sound waves from most noises will bounce off the walls of a room until they eventually dissipate, but the sound that a pigeon makes doesn't do that This is because a coo sticks
5. I heard there were some mute pigeons that unsuccessfully tried to overthrow the government. It was a failed coo
6. There was a woman in the supermarket holding a huge multicoloured flag and making loud pigeon sounds. I told her to mind her peace and coos.
7. I get concerned when a bunch of pigeons start gathering together I worry they're arranging a coo
8. Pigeons... I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms.
   I think it might be a military coo.
9. What cult is run by birds? The Coo Clucks Clan
10. Uber Now that Uber doesn't have a CEO, COO, CFO or CTO, they may finally qualify as a self-driving car company.

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Coo One Liners

Which coo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coo? I can suggest the ones about chief and coup.

1. What would you call a clan for chickens? Coo Clucks Clan
2. What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
3. What do you call a militia of pigeons? A coo.
4. There's a name for a group of racist birds It's called the Coo Clucks Clan
5. Today at the park / Saw a six foot tall pigeon Now that's a high coo!
6. What's a pigeon's favorite guitar? A "coo" stick guitar
7. Why don't pigeons echo? A coo sticks.
8. What do you call a group of racist white chickens COO CLUCKS CLAN
9. What type of guitar does a pigeon play? A-coo-stick.
10. Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a "coo" d'etat.
11. Why can't you hear a pigeon throughout a whole auditorium? Because a coo sticks
12. Did you hear about the pigeons that overthrew the government? They formed a "coo".
13. What do you call a group of racists birds? The Coo Clucks Clan
14. What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo.
15. Police arrested a pigeon today. Seems he was planning a coo.

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What funny jokes about coo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pigeon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coo pranks.