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Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19
She tested alternative-negative
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Trump was cleaning his gun in Trump Tower...
Kellyanne Conway walks in and asks,
Kellyanne: "Why do you have a gun?"
Trump: "Obama Spy Drones"
Kellyanne: \*laughs\*
Trump: \*laughs\*
Microwave: \*laughs\*
Trump shoots the Microwave.
Trump got angry with computers again...
Trump got angry with computers again, and ordered that White House staff are no longer allowed to use email to communicate.
Conway calmed him down and came up with a work-around. White House staff can continue using email, but in order not to anger Trump, they have to call it by a different name:
"Alternative Fax"
What Does Kellyanne Conway Call Her Computer's Scanner?
Alternative Fax.
I asked Kellyanne Conway for her email
And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"
Kellyanne Conway didn't get work done
That's just her alternative face
What does Kellyanne Conway eat for lunch?
Alternative snacks
Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative:
Fax
Why did kellyanne Conway cross the road?
To get to the alternative side.
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