The Best 13 Conway Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Conway Jokes and Puns

Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19

She tested alternative-negative

Trump was cleaning his gun in Trump Tower...

Kellyanne Conway walks in and asks,

Kellyanne: "Why do you have a gun?"

Trump: "Obama Spy Drones"

Kellyanne: \*laughs\*

Trump: \*laughs\*

Microwave: \*laughs\*

Trump shoots the Microwave.

Trump got angry with computers again...

Trump got angry with computers again, and ordered that White House staff are no longer allowed to use email to communicate.

Conway calmed him down and came up with a work-around. White House staff can continue using email, but in order not to anger Trump, they have to call it by a different name:

"Alternative Fax"

Conway joke, Trump got angry with computers again...

What Does Kellyanne Conway Call Her Computer's Scanner?

Alternative Fax.

COVID-19 didn't kill John Conway. It was the social distancing.

He had fewer than 2 neighbors.

[Credit to "Darren New" on YouTube for this one. Also, if you find this funny, you're an awful person.]

I asked Kellyanne Conway for her email

And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"

Kellyanne Conway didn't get work done

That's just her alternative face

Conway joke, Kellyanne Conway didn't get work done

What does Kellyanne Conway eat for lunch?

Alternative snacks

Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative:


Why did kellyanne Conway cross the road?

To get to the alternative side.

What team does Kellyanne Conway play for?

The Dodgers.

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Why is everyone giving Kellyanne Conway such a hard time about making herself comfortable?

Come on, you'd want to relax as well, fabricating a massacre takes some effort.

What does Kellyanne Conway call an email?

An alternative fax.

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