Conviction Jokes

Funniest Conviction Short Jokes

Short conviction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conviction humour may include short convicted jokes also.

1. A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
2. A Briton flies into Australia and is asked by the immigration officer, Do you have any felony convictions?
   The Briton replies, Sorry. I didn't realize that was still a requirement.
3. They Say "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life". Sure enough... All of these felony convictions are making it awfully hard to get a job.
4. what's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir,
   this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy
5. I wanted to visit Australia So I went to the embassy to get a visa.
   The woman behind the counter asked if I'd been convicted of a crime.
   I told her I didn't know that was still necessary.
6. Less time in prison than he deserved why did the convict get? Because the sentence got mixed up.
7. The USA is proud because their Founding Fathers had strong convictions Big deal the founders of Australia had convictions too.
8. Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted felon? He was always known for some assaults
9. What do you call a convicted felon on an escalator? I'm not sure, but I think it's con descending
10. Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

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Conviction One Liners

Which conviction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conviction? I can suggest the ones about confession and convinced.

1. Mayweather still has a perfect record At least until he's convicted
2. What did the convicted cannibal choose for his last meal? Five guys
3. If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty.
4. My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia The kids are taking it pretty hard.
5. What do you call a rude convict going downstairs? A condescending con descending.
6. What did it cost the state to give the convicted cannibal his last meal? An arm and a leg
7. News just in: Two men have been convicted of stealing a calendar They both got 6 months
8. Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence? He had no prior convictions.
9. Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism
10. Why was the electrochemical cell arrested? Because he was convicted of battery.
11. Why is it so hard to convict a mute person in court? Its always your word against mime.
12. Did you hear about the wrongly-convicted banana? Don't worry, he's okay. He won on appeal
13. Why did Bobby Shmurda go to jail? He was convicted with second degree shmurder
14. What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird
15. Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one.

Conviction Overturned Jokes

Here is a list of funny conviction overturned jokes and even better conviction overturned puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear the one about the woman who climaxed upon learning that her conviction was overturned? She got off on a technicality.
• Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction You'll definitely need that six appeal.
• Make sure to dress provocatively if you're ever granted a 5th chance to overturn your criminal conviction. Because you definitely will need that six appeal.

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What funny jokes about conviction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean verdict jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conviction pranks.