Conveyor Jokes

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The Best Conveyor Puns

I was checking out at Tesco...

I was checking out at Tesco today when I noticed the man in front of me put one item on the conveyor belt... a box of condoms. Not only did he notice me staring, but decided to make super uncomfortable eye contact. So, to lighten the mood I put my bottle of ketchup on and said, "Looks like we've both bought something to put on our sausages!".

I hate shopping.

No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

Strapped For Cash

During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
I work at the end of a belt, I said.

With an ebullient smile, she asked, Are you the buckle?

Imagine you're a slug of metal rolling down a conveyor belt. A massive die drops on you and you're stamped into a shiny, perfect coin...

Are you moved and impressed?

A woman is putting her grocery items on the conveyor belt...

A woman is putting her items on the conveyor belt and the clerk sees, a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. The clerk looks at all of the items and says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman, shocked, says "Yes! How do you know this?" The clerk replies with
"It's because you're ugly"


A woman goes to the grocery store

A woman goes to the grocery store. It's a regular Saturday afternoon. At the end of the shopping she is going to the cashier. She puts following items on the conveyor belt: pepper, cucumber, salami, ham, cheese and Oreos. The cashier does his job and scanns the items and then asks: "madam, are you single?". The woman is confused and asks: "yes, how do you know?". The cashier replies: "because you are ugly af."

I met this sexy woman on a conveyor belt.

You know what it's like, one thing led to another.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.





It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced

I like to call my wife

The conveyor belt of disappointment

Industrial robots

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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