Convertible Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
The Pope goes to a Car Showroom...
Agent: Sir, what type of car is your favorite?
The Pope: A convertible
One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible
It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
The police vs the senior citizen
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?
Cross your legs
my wife is like a convertible ....
small, slender and looks better with the top down.
Where did the Norwegian purchase his brand new Mustang convertible?
At his local Fjord dealer.
A snail decides to buy a car...
There's this snail. All his life, all he's ever wanted was a little red corvette, convertible, with a b**... "S" painted on the hood. He saves and saves and finally buys his life-long dream. He pulls out of the dealership and his driving down the street, proud as can be. Two guys, waiting at a crosswalk, spot the snail in his new car, and one says to the other, "hey man, look at that S car go!!!"
Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had
(1) She enjoys when you're inside her
(2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast
(3) She takes her top off whenever you ask
What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?
A convertible.
I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car.
Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible.
I was driving with my three young children
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark n**...! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
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What is a m**...'s favorite car
a convertible
Always leave the top down in a convertible, even in the rain
Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane.
People keep telling me that I have no idea what it's like to have no roof above my head
I don't think so, I really like the new Porsche convertible.
What's a catholic's favourite type of car?
A convertible.
Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible?
He was having a midlife crisis.
A cop pulls over a couple in a convertible for going way below the speed limit on a highway.
Cop: Are you aware that you were going 17 in a 60 zone?
Driver: No officer, the sign says 17 right there.
Cop: Sir, that's the route sign.
At this point the cop notices that the lady in the passenger seat is frozen in fear, staring forward, and her hair is a mess.
Cop: Sir, is your wife alright?
Driver: Oh, you see, we just got off of i87.
Joke is courtesy of my dad.
JFK wasn't a terribly focused president...
One convertible ride and his mind's all over the place.
My wife hired this nice older woman to help deliver our baby at home, but she showed up to the house in a convertible and with dyed hair.
I think she's going through a midwife crisis.
What type of car would a m**... drive?
A convertible!
We have everything!
Two schoolboys are talking to each other. One of them says that after school ends, he'll have to go shopping with his parents, because they need to buy some things.
The other boy says: "And I don't, because now we have everything we need".
The first one asks him: "How do you know"?
He answers: "Because yesterday Dad came home in a Corvette convertible, and Mom said *"g**..., Chris, that's the last thing we needed!"*
How many Jews can fit into a convertible?
Two in the front, two in the back, and six million in the ash tray
Why do convertible owners drive with the top down in rainstorms?
So they can use the car pool lane.
A convertible is just like a girlfriend.....
......It's a lot better with it's top off.
I saw a convertible with a superhero livery
It got my spyder senses tingling
Meanwhile at Walmart....
As I shopped, the following announcement came over the store's PA system...
"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."
Two blondes are out shopping
When they're done they head back to their convertible, but suddenly realize they locked the keys inside the car.
While they stand there, not knowing what to do, one of the blondes finally has the bright idea to try and pick the lock with her bobby pin.
The other blonde looks up worriedly at the sky and says, "Hurry up! It's about to rain and we left the top down!"
What's a m**...'s favourite type of car?
*A Convertible*
You know the scene, balding dude in a convertible with a h**....
She peels off her top and says "Faster you go, the more i take off!"
She's down to her socks and he's doing 120 mph when they c**.... Dazed and confused she finds the driver pinned in the car and goes for help, but all she can find to cover her bits is his shoe.
Stumbling out into the highway she manages to pull someone over "Help, my friend is stuck!" She screams. The guy looks down at the shoe and says "Ma'am, he's too far in for me to help"
A blonde saved enough money to buy a convertible.
So she goes out for a drive into the country. Top down, music blaring, what people stereotypically do in convertibles.
She gets to the middle of a field, and sees her friend, who is also blonde, rowing in a boat. In the middle of a field.
She puts her car in park and steps out.
What are you doing?! She yells.
Can't you see I'm boating? Her friend replies.
You're in the middle of a field! You can't row a boat in the middle of a field! It's blondes like you that make blondes like me look bad! I'd go out there and tell you off, but I don't know how to swim.
This is 40
Questioning her career choices, a 40-year old health care worker who treated pregnant women bough a bright red convertible and skipped town. She was having a midwife crisis.
