Convertible Car Jokes
39 convertible car jokes and hilarious convertible car puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about convertible car that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Convertible Car Short Jokes
Short convertible car jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The convertible car humour may include short convertible jokes also.
- Why do convertible owners drive with the top down in rainstorms? So they can use the car pool lane.
- Always leave the top down in a convertible, even in the rain Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane.
- Nintendo was going to convert a car factory to manufacture their new console. But the factory owner didn't want to make the switch.
- The Pope goes to a Car Showroom... Agent: Sir, what type of car is your favorite?
The Pope: A convertible - I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible.
- Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!
- What do you call a Catholic m**... who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter
- How do you convert a one car garage into a two car garage? Time, patience, and lots of l**....
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Convertible Car One Liners
Which convertible car one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with convertible car? I can suggest the ones about sports car and car part.
- What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible.
- Which car part would Mother Theresa be? A Catholitic Converter
- What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible.
- What do you call a car with the top down in a rainstorm? A convert-to-pool.
- Got punched in the face by a convertible car the other day ...it's ruthless
- What's a m**...'s favourite type of car? *A Convertible*
- What is a m**...'s favorite car a convertible
- What type of car would a m**... drive? A convertible!
Humorous Convertible Car Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about convertible car you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car model jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make convertible car pranks.
My daughter just walked into the living room and said
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said... Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports the Lakers"
A blonde saved enough money to buy a convertible.
So she goes out for a drive into the country. Top down, music blaring, what people stereotypically do in convertibles.
She gets to the middle of a field, and sees her friend, who is also blonde, rowing in a boat. In the middle of a field.
She puts her car in park and steps out.
What are you doing?! She yells.
Can't you see I'm boating? Her friend replies.
You're in the middle of a field! You can't row a boat in the middle of a field! It's blondes like you that make blondes like me look bad! I'd go out there and tell you off, but I don't know how to swim.
2 blondes in the rain...
2 blondes are leaving a bar when it starts pooring down rain. The first blonde realizes that she left the keys in the car and tries picking the lock. After a couple minutes of trying to open the door, the second blonde freaks out and says, "Hurry up! It's raining cats and dogs and the convertable top is down!"
You know the scene, balding dude in a convertible with a h**....
She peels off her top and says "Faster you go, the more i take off!"
She's down to her socks and he's doing 120 mph when they c**.... Dazed and confused she finds the driver pinned in the car and goes for help, but all she can find to cover her bits is his shoe.
Stumbling out into the highway she manages to pull someone over "Help, my friend is stuck!" She screams. The guy looks down at the shoe and says "Ma'am, he's too far in for me to help"
A snail decides to buy a car...
There's this snail. All his life, all he's ever wanted was a little red corvette, convertible, with a b**... "S" painted on the hood. He saves and saves and finally buys his life-long dream. He pulls out of the dealership and his driving down the street, proud as can be. Two guys, waiting at a crosswalk, spot the snail in his new car, and one says to the other, "hey man, look at that S car go!!!"
Two blondes are out shopping
When they're done they head back to their convertible, but suddenly realize they locked the keys inside the car.
While they stand there, not knowing what to do, one of the blondes finally has the bright idea to try and pick the lock with her bobby pin.
The other blonde looks up worriedly at the sky and says, "Hurry up! It's about to rain and we left the top down!"
A woman recently lost her husband.
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Darling, you know that fur coat you promised me? I finally bought it with the insurance money! Its beautiful!!
"Darling, do you remember the new car you promised me? Well, I used the savings to get the Convertable!"
"Darling, that beach vacation you always said we would take? I booked it with the some of the retirement fund."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Darling, remember that b**... I promised you? Here it comes."
The blonde girl panicked when she got stuck inside her car as her doors wouldn't open.
She quickly dialed 911 and cried, "I'm in the Orlando Mall parking lot, my doors won't open and its getting to be a hot day!"
The dispatcher sent a squad car and soon the police were searching about the parking lot looking for her car.
The operator asked, "The officer wants to know what kind of car you are stuck in."
The blonde replied, "It's a convertible."
The operator said, "I'd imagine there are many convertibles in that lot, which one are you?"
Exasperated, the blonde shouted, "The one with the top down!"
She actually said that?
A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, 'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.' "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!'
Be careful what you ask for!
A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing
his kilt. As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in
a red convertible eyeing him and giggling.
One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty! What's worn under the kilt?"
He strolled over to the side of the car and asked, "Ach, lass, are you SURE you want to know?"
Somewhat nervously, the blonde replied yes, she did really want to know.
The Scotsman leaned closer and confided, "Why, lass, nothing's worn under the kilt, everything's in perfect workin' order!"
A penguin is driving along in his convertible on a very hot day...
when it suddenly breaks down. He has it towed to a shop where the mechanic says it will be at least a couple hours while he finds the problem. The mechanic tells the penguin that he can go to a nearby diner to get out of the brutal heat.
The penguin goes into the diner and decides to order a bowl of ice cream to cool off. He dives right in and makes a real mess of himself. He orders another bowl and eats it so fast he's wearing most of it. There's melted ice cream all over his face.
Finally, the penguin pays his bill and heads back to the shop. The mechanic looks up from the penguin's car and says, "It looks like you blew a seal!" The pengiun says, "Nah, it's just ice cream."
A brunette, a farmer and a sheep...
On her day off work, a young brunette decided to take her new convertible car for a drive through a farming community.
After an hour of driving she had to stop while a farmer shepherded his sheep across the road.
The brunette realises a rare opportunity and asks the farmer
"if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
"Sure" replies the farmer after thinking a bit, "that wouldn't be easy"
"326" the girl says out of nowhere..
"Correct!" said the stunned farmer and never the less gives her a sheep.
The brunette is extatic by her efforts, but just before she pulls away the farmer stops her and asks
"How about another deal? If I can guess what color your hair was before you dyed it brunette, can I have my dog back?"
Old guy bought a new car
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Favorite joke from childhood.
A police officer is hanging by a speed trap and he sees a man in a convertible... with a penguin in the passenger seat! He pulls them over.
"Sir, what are you doing with a penguin?"
"I saw him wondering around the streets, so I adopted him. Isn't he cute!"
"Sir, you are to take that penguin to the zoo immediately."
"Yes officer."
Next day officer is at the same exact speed trap and sees the same exact car... with the same exact penguin!
"Sir, I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
"I did officer. Had a blast! Today we're going to the beach!"
A chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip...
A chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip when all of a sudden their car breaks down. They pull over to the side of the road and start hypothesizing what is wrong. The chemical engineer says "It's probably something wrong with the catalytic converter." The mechanical engineer says "It's probably something wrong with the engine." The computer scientist says "Let's get out, get back in, and see if it starts!"
