Converter Jokes

5 converter jokes and hilarious converter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about converter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with some hilarious converter jokes! From hilarious jokes about catalytic converters being filled with acetone to Cadillac converters being powered by an enzyme, this is sure to have you in stitches!

Hilarious Fun Converter Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good converter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why will the American people never convert to the metric system?

Because they'll never accept a foreign ruler.

Two Jewish guys are walking down the street...

Two jewish guys are walking down the street when they spot a sign outside a church: "Today Only: Convert to Christianity and we will give you 100 bucks cash!"
"I'm gonna do it," o**... tells the other and disappears through the church door.
5 minutes later he's back. "Well, Did you get the cash?" his buddy asks.
"Jeez Is that all you people think about?" comes the friend's reply.

I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system!

It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me.

When I was younger one of my favorite jokes to tell was about a 4,000 lb. elephant. I tried to convert it to metric to share with the rest of the world.

But, it never got a laugh. Just these looks of mass confusion.

My daughter just walked into the living room and said

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said... Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports the Lakers"

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