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Funniest Converted Islam Short Jokes

Short converted islam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The converted islam humour may include short arab muslim jokes also.

  1. Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.
    So we converted to Islam.
  2. Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat.
  3. rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself "Muslim Shady."
  4. My wife told me she was converting to Islam and changing her name... to Seldom Bin Laid
    *my wife actually said this to me.
  5. What did Miss Piggy become when Kermit converted to Islam? Haram-Bae
  6. I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae
  7. Kermit the frog wanted to divorce Ms. Piggy Due to him converting to Islam, he couldn't eat pork.
  8. How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam.
  9. How do you make a seagull explode? Convert it to islam
  10. sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam and stated that she "no longer wants to spend time with white people". What a great loss... For the Islam community.

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Converted Islam One Liners

Which converted islam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with converted islam? I can suggest the ones about radical islam and converted christianity.

  1. What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? dora the Exploder
  2. What do you call a cow that's converted to Islam? A Mooslim
  3. A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.
  4. When Elon Musk converts to Islam He'd be Elon Mosque.
  5. Eminem has decided to convert to Islam. He's now known as Muslim Shady.
  6. Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat.
  7. I aced the convert-to-Islam test today. I answered "allah the above"
  8. Buckwheat converted to Islam in his later years Now he goes by Kareem A Wheat
  9. What do you call a surrealist painter that converts to Islam? Muhammad Dali
  10. Eminem converted to Islam Muslim shady
  11. If Elon converted to Islam, what would his muslim name be? Elon Mosque.
  12. If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy... Haram bae?
  13. What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam? He-jab
  14. How do you make a pigeon explode? Convert it to islam
  15. A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam Aloha Snack-bar

Hilarious Converted Islam Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about converted islam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean muslims pray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make converted islam pranks.

If Eminem converted to Islam..

..he'd be MuSlim Shady.

I think I'll convert to Islam

Apparently it's a blast!

Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...)

He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

s**...'a LaBeouf

Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today

As-salamu a-laker

What did Admiral Akbar change his name to when he converted to Islam

Allahu Akbar.

Cheating

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.

Why did the golfer convert to Islam?

Because he found out there's 72 holes waiting for him when he dies.

So i heard Simon LeBon converted to Islam

The band changed its name to Quran Quran

Why did F and H not convert to Islam?

Because j**....

Conversion

Sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam. Can't help but think that's the wrong religion for her. After all...
*looks to camera*
Nothing compares to Jew.

Why did Black Panther say when he converted to Islam?

T'Challahu Akbar

A long time ago, in the middle east

There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.
Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.
They should have obeyed the Quran teen.

A non-Muslim guy and a Muslim woman are deeply in love

Guy converts to Islam and marries her.
Law says guy has to study Islam too.
Guy goes to a one-week Islamic c**... course.
Guy finds out something new and says to his wife:
"Baby, guess who can have four wives now?"