Conversion Jokes
31 conversion jokes and hilarious conversion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conversion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of jokes about data conversion, unit conversion, yen, transformation, and unoccupied. These puns and one-liners are perfect for anyone in need of a good giggle, so dive in and enjoy!
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Funniest Conversion Short Jokes
Short conversion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conversion humour may include short convert jokes also.
- My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, "You weren't even listening just now, were you?!" I thought, "Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."
- "Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..." "Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
- My wife yelled at me "are you even listening to me" I said "that's a funny way to start a conversation"
- My girlfriend is weird, she always starts conversations with, "Are you even listening to me!" Thanks, I'll be here all week.
- My wife screamed, "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" I was taken aback... what a weird way to start a conversation.
- Yesterday at the dinner table my dad asked me, "are you even listening to me?" weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
- At a First Date Conversation At a first date:
He: I work with animals every day!
She: Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?
He: I'm a butcher. - Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You're Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I'm outta here - I went on a date with an Italian. We had a great conversation until we held hands, then she was speechless.
- "You haven't listened to a word I've said." Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation.
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Conversion One Liners
Which conversion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conversion? I can suggest the ones about transform and transition.
- What's the only thing a vegan kills? A conversation.
- My wife is weird... She begins every conversation with "Were you even listening to me?"
- A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh
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- I'm not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks It makes me boulder
- I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things.
- Why did the ChatGPT cross the road? To get to the other side of the conversation.
- I talked to my Republican parents about immigration. The conversation really went south.
- I love to have deep conversations at 12:59 I love those 1-to-1 conversations
- Two Hispanic guys are having a private conversation A little Juan on Juan.
- Why was king Henry the 8th terrible at conversations? He would always cut people off.
- Nobody knew she had a dental implant until it slipped out in conversation.
- My psychiatrist told me I was dissociating What a weird way to start a conversation.
- We need to have a conversation about gun control. Alright, shoot.
- Went to a Gay Conversion camp... Learned how to have a fabulous time.
- Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation.
Unit Conversion Jokes
Here is a list of funny unit conversion jokes and even better unit conversion puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was talking to my science class... ...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold.

Playful Conversion Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about conversion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean format jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conversion pranks.
I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*
Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope... I have four. *point to belly* Two kidneys here... *points to legs* ...and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
It's a conversation between me and my 6 y o cousin...Sorry if it is not funny enough for you
him: Knock knock
me: Who's there?
him: A snail
me: a snail who?
him: a snail you threw out of the window two weeks ago asking why
A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...
They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedi has to admit it's a nice ride. They both end up saying it's a Good Car. The Mandalorian walks around the corner and after a few minutes comes screaming back on his jet pack and blows up the other cars. He has the Beskar.
I have a friend who always subtly mentions that he went to MIT
I simply hate his behavior. He'd somehow figure out a way to drop it into a conversation just to let people know he's an MIT alumni.
He's always been like this. Even when we were in college together.
This was an actual conversation that took place between my wife and my 7 yr old son just now.
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
A conversation with god about Trump
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?"
Me: I don't know. Emerg?
Wife: Nah, I want something lower stress. Hey, what about sleep medicine?
Me: Sleep medicine?
Wife: Like, helping people with sleep disorders and such. I wonder what sort of education i'd need?
Me: Probably night school.
I had a tough conversation with my parents
Dad: knock knock
Me: who's there?
Dad: water
Me: water who?
Dad: water you even doing with your life? I ask you this in the form of a joke because it seems this best relates to the course of your life thus far.
