The Best 16 Conversion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conversion jokes. There are some conversion exchange jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conversion democratic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conversion Jokes and Puns

I graduated top of my class at gay conversion therapy

Everyone else wanted to be bottoms

Kevin Spacey is undergoing conversion therapy and hope to eventually have a normal marriage.

He says, "I want to have kids."

What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches?

an erection

Conversion joke, What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches?

Currency caper

A Japanese man visits Australia.

On the way in he converts his 4000 yen to $100.

A couple of weeks later, he is returning home and converts his last $100, but this time only receives 2000 yen.

"what's up with this?", he enquires, "why is the conversion rate half what it was when I came here?"

"fluctuations." replies the exchange kiosk operator.

"yeah? well fluck you too, white man."

Went to a Gay Conversion camp...

Learned how to have a fabulous time.

I'm halfway through my gay conversion therapy

But I'm barely getting bi.

My parents sent me to conversion therapy.

They wanted me to go from "Pascals" to "Jewels".

Conversion joke, My parents sent me to conversion therapy.

A reporter wrote an article about gay conversion camps

It was shocking

I took part in a conversion therapy test

Now I'm no longer attracted to my wife, her brother is really hot though.

My orthodontist decided to change its motto

Conversion therapy that works

If I'm bi...

Do I get 50% off gay conversion therapy?

You can explore conversion unoccupied reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean conversion orthodox dad jokes. There are also conversion puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between a Conversion Camp and the Navy?

One tries to make the gays straight and the other tries to make the straits gay.

I asked people if gay conversion camps ever worked

but nobody ever gave me a straight answer.


Sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam. Can't help but think that's the wrong religion for her. After all...

*looks to camera*

Nothing compares to Jew.

Imagine if Americans switched from feet to meters overnight...

That would be a lengthy conversion

Cry Stallone

The only reason for Sylvester Stallion's conversion...

Conversion joke, Cry Stallone

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conversion camp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conversion yuan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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