Following is our collection of unoccupied puns and exchange one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Conversion jokes for adults, dirty orthodox jokes and clean democratic dad gags for kids.
Everyone else wanted to be bottoms
He says, "I want to have kids."
an erection
A Japanese man visits Australia.
On the way in he converts his 4000 yen to $100.
A couple of weeks later, he is returning home and converts his last $100, but this time only receives 2000 yen.
"what's up with this?", he enquires, "why is the conversion rate half what it was when I came here?"
"fluctuations." replies the exchange kiosk operator.
"yeah? well fluck you too, white man."
Learned how to have a fabulous time.
But I'm barely getting bi.
They wanted me to go from "Pascals" to "Jewels".
It was shocking
Now I'm no longer attracted to my wife, her brother is really hot though.
Do I get 50% off gay conversion therapy?
One tries to make the gays straight and the other tries to make the straits gay.
but nobody ever gave me a straight answer.
Sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam. Can't help but think that's the wrong religion for her. After all...
*looks to camera*
Nothing compares to Jew.
Conversion therapy that works
That would be a lengthy conversion
The only reason for Sylvester Stallion's conversion...
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