Conversations Jokes

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The Best Conversations Puns

My girlfriend is weird, she always starts conversations with, "Are you even listening to me!"

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

My wife has an odd way of starting conversations.

She always begin by saying "Hey, are you even listening?"

An attractive woman was reading The History of Penises on the bus the other day...

... I struck up a conversations opening with "That seems interesting"

She responds: "It really is! Did you know that Native Americans have the longest penises in the world? And Poles the girthiest!"

She extends her hand, I grab it and say... "Tonto Polanski, pleasure to meet you"

My wife always starts conversations

with, " are you listening to me?" Such a strange way to start a conversation.

The interwiewer asked. What's your biggest flaw?

I interfere in others conversations.

I was talking to him.

Sorry


I love to have deep conversations at 12:59

I love those 1-to-1 conversations

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

How long are conversations with yourself allowed to be before you are considered crazy?

I have been arguing about this all day long but I just cannot figure it out for myself.

My boss always complained about getting into conversations

I told him that the best way to end a conversation was to never start one.

He hasn't talked to me since that day.

I love conversations about palindromes

You can always have a good back and forth.

What do you call two Chinese boys moving through a party starting conversations?

MingLing.


My girlfriend asked me to stop using Wonderwall lyrics in conversations . . .

So I SAID MAYBE

"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who .....

"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed."
My dog's full of useful information like that.

I always like to finish my conversations with a self-deprecating joke...

...like me.

So if Trump doesn't like conversations with Turnbull and Australians don't like conversations with Turnbull, is Turnbull...

... Malcolm in the middle?

I hate it when my dates try to start conversations

How on earth do you reply to "mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"

I am in a stuttering class

We have very long conversations...

Butting in

Me: So Tom what do you think your biggest flaw is?

Brian: Probably butting into other people's conversations

-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office :

make everyone use "bigly" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word .


Why are polar bears so good in conversations?

Because they live on broken ice.

Casual conversations are just like casual sex.

I don't know how to have either one.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up!

I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

I have better conversations with my wife in her 2nd language

Because she has to listen

My friends call me the Titanic because I'm so bad at starting conversations with girls

I can't break the ice

My new barber is a really smart guy

I love having conversations with him while I'm in the chair, but he always talks over my head.

Why is it that nobody ever wants to address 'the elephant in the room'?

Leaving my wife out of conversations is just plain rude.

Divorce conversations

Divorce in 2007:
Husband : I take the kids!
Wife : No, I take the kids!
Divorce in 2027:
Husband : You take the kids!
Wife: No, you take the kids!

I enjoy talking with aquatic pools

They offer in-depth conversations

I never really like going to funerals

Every conversations i had leads to a dead end

What do they call conversations in the bedding business?

Pillow talk.

I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal

Why don't people mind their P's and Q

I can never seem to focus on conversations about circles

I always seem to go off on a tangent

The scariest sentence in life

This uber driver is known for its great conversations

TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture...

My toaster told me

"What would you say is your biggest flaw?"

"i step in in people's conversations"

"i was asking *him*"

What do cats and awkward conversations have in common?

Lots of paws.

Steve Jobs walks into a bar...

Looks around silently. People notice him. Conversations turn into murmurs. And suddenly when he have all the attention...

he shouts: "I WILL RAISE YOU!?!!"

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