The Best 39 Conversations Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conversations jokes. There are some conversations species jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conversations chatter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conversations Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend is weird, she always starts conversations with, "Are you even listening to me!"

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up!

I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who .....

"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed."
My dog's full of useful information like that.

Conversations joke, "It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who .....

I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal

Why don't people mind their P's and Q

I hate it when my dates try to start conversations

How on earth do you reply to "mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"


TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture...

My toaster told me

Casual conversations are just like casual sex.

I don't know how to have either one.

Conversations joke, Casual conversations are just like casual sex.

"What would you say is your biggest flaw?"

"i step in in people's conversations"

"i was asking *him*"

What do cats and awkward conversations have in common?

Lots of paws.

My wife has an odd way of starting conversations.

She always begin by saying "Hey, are you even listening?"

I love conversations about palindromes

You can always have a good back and forth.

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Why is it that nobody ever wants to address 'the elephant in the room'?

Leaving my wife out of conversations is just plain rude.

Steve Jobs walks into a bar...

Looks around silently. People notice him. Conversations turn into murmurs. And suddenly when he have all the attention...

he shouts: "I WILL RAISE YOU!?!!"

-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office :

make everyone use "bigly" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word .

I love to have deep conversations at 12:59

I love those 1-to-1 conversations

How long are conversations with yourself allowed to be before you are considered crazy?

I have been arguing about this all day long but I just cannot figure it out for myself.

Conversations joke, How long are conversations with yourself allowed to be before you are considered crazy?

So if Trump doesn't like conversations with Turnbull and Australians don't like conversations with Turnbull, is Turnbull...

... Malcolm in the middle?

The interwiewer asked. What's your biggest flaw?

I interfere in others conversations.

I was talking to him.

Sorry

An attractive woman was reading The History of Penises on the bus the other day...

... I struck up a conversations opening with "That seems interesting"

She responds: "It really is! Did you know that Native Americans have the longest penises in the world? And Poles the girthiest!"

She extends her hand, I grab it and say... "Tonto Polanski, pleasure to meet you"


Divorce conversations

Divorce in 2007:
Husband : I take the kids!
Wife : No, I take the kids!
Divorce in 2027:
Husband : You take the kids!
Wife: No, you take the kids!

I am in a stuttering class

We have very long conversations...

My boss always complained about getting into conversations

I told him that the best way to end a conversation was to never start one.

He hasn't talked to me since that day.

I have better conversations with my wife in her 2nd language

Because she has to listen

Butting in

Me: So Tom what do you think your biggest flaw is?

Brian: Probably butting into other people's conversations

My wife always starts conversations

with, " are you listening to me?" Such a strange way to start a conversation.

I can never seem to focus on conversations about circles

I always seem to go off on a tangent

What do you call two Chinese boys moving through a party starting conversations?

MingLing.

My friends call me the Titanic because I'm so bad at starting conversations with girls

I can't break the ice

My new barber is a really smart guy

I love having conversations with him while I'm in the chair, but he always talks over my head.

What do they call conversations in the bedding business?

Pillow talk.

The scariest sentence in life

This uber driver is known for its great conversations

My girlfriend asked me to stop using Wonderwall lyrics in conversations . . .

So I SAID MAYBE

I enjoy talking with aquatic pools

They offer in-depth conversations

Why are polar bears so good in conversations?

Because they live on broken ice.

I never really like going to funerals

Every conversations i had leads to a dead end

I always like to finish my conversations with a self-deprecating joke...

...like me.

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

A man calls the National Security Agency...

Man: Hello, I heard you record all our phone conversations, is that correct?

Agent: No sir, we don't do that

Man: Oh shoot. I was just talking to my wife and she gave me a list of things to do and I can't remember! I thought I would check with you rather than call her back and let her know I wasn't listening!

Agent: I'm sorry to hear that sir, but as I said, we don't listen to civilian conversations. However, you should:
1. Pick up a gallon of milk
2. 2 dozen eggs
3. 4 Macintosh apples
4. Help Sofia with her math homework
....

I'm not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks

It makes me boulder

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