The Best 7 Conventions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conventions jokes. There are some conventions babble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conventions democratic national convention puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conventions Jokes and Puns

An English teacher is giving a lesson on double negatives

He says to the class: "One of the curious conventions of the English language is that two negatives always result in a positive statement; however, never do two positives result in a negative one."

A voice from the back of the room says, "Yeah right".

I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus.

I'm a cross dresser.

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do adrenaline junkies dig conventions for the hard of hearing ?

It's always a near deaf experience.

I find it fitting that at big comic conventions...

...There are so many panels.


Why do some people hate going to conventions like Comic-Con?

because it's flawed

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Farming in the 41st millennium! The pitch I give at conventions to warhammer fans.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conventions richards jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conventions bold piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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