Conventions Jokes

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The Best Conventions Puns

An English teacher is giving a lesson on double negatives

He says to the class: "One of the curious conventions of the English language is that two negatives always result in a positive statement; however, never do two positives result in a negative one."

A voice from the back of the room says, "Yeah right".

I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus.

I'm a cross dresser.

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do adrenaline junkies dig conventions for the hard of hearing ?

It's always a near deaf experience.

I find it fitting that at big comic conventions...

...There are so many panels.

Why do some people hate going to conventions like Comic-Con?

because it's flawed

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Farming in the 41st millennium! The pitch I give at conventions to warhammer fans.

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