The Best 9 Conventional Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conventional jokes. There are some conventional skeptic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conventional democratic national convention puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conventional Jokes and Puns

A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

Lice have become resistant to most conventional treatments.

Scientists are scratching their heads.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

A new strain of head lice is going around, which is resistant to all conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant

But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either


A man sadly became blind.

The doctor said "Conventional medicine offered no cure, BUT! I believe I can cure you by replacing your eyes with cheese!
The man gasped in horror, but was convinced he had no other option, so he said yes.
After the operation, the man opened his eyes. The doctor asked "How's your vision now?" The man answered "Not perfect, but gouda'nough!"

I wore my superhero outfit today and I'm not sure why everyone was staring at me.

I thought it was conventional attire.

I got fired today when I arrived as Darth Vader

I'm not sure why I was fired for wearing conventional attire.

I got fired today when I arrived wearing a superhero costume

I still don't know why I got fired for wearing conventional attire.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conventional neckwear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conventional resistant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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