The Best 20 Convenient Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Convenient jokes. There are some convenient stationary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these convenient readily puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Convenient Jokes and Puns
Why do people rob 7/11 instead of restaurants?
Because it's more convenient.
Today's date is 7/11
which is convenient.
There were three friends...
There were three friends - a lawyer, a doctor and a manager. The three of them were talking about the merits of having a wife vs. the merits of having a mistress.
The lawyer says, "It is more convenient to have a mistress. If you have a wife and want a divorce, there are all sorts of legal issues."
The doctor remarks: "It is certainly better to have a wife as it gives you a sense of security which in turn lowers your stress and helps you lead a healthy life."
The manager differs by saying: "I don't agree with either of you. I think it's best to have both. So when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress believes you are with your wife - you can go to the office and finish some work."
When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies
It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually.
Kid at church
A kid and his mom are sitting in church. The boy says he feels sick and is going to throw up, and his mom tells him to go outside and puke. The boy returns 2 minutes later, to the mother's surprise. The boy said, "there was a box out there that said, 'for the sick'. How convenient!"
A blind man walks into a convenient store with his seeing-eye dog
And he's walking around when all of the sudden, he picks his dog up by the leash and starts swinging it around, knocking everything over.
The cashier runs over and starts yelling
"Sir! Sir! What the hell are you doing!?"
The blind guy puts his dog down and says
"Oh, I'm just looking around."
I was on a date at a restaurant.
At the end, she reached around in her pockets, then said, "Oh noooo! I forgot my purse!"
"How convenient," I replied. "It's fine, I'll pay."
I won't be seeing her again. But at least I have her purse, even if I had to use the money that was in it.
I love it when things are really convenient..
Like when your SO tells you they've been cheating, and you were already going to murder them anyways.
You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.
We were burning the Midnight Oil.
Don't you love having your gym pass on your keys? It's so convenient!
Every time they fall under my car seat, the pass makes it so easy to pick up!
It would be convenient to have a really broad word to use in place of nouns we forget/don't know.
Never mind thats already a thing.
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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?
It hangs itself
I bought a great little trash can thingy for my car, and it's so convenient now my girlfriend wants one for her car too.
I told her I'll have to get her a car bin copy.
It would've been convenient for the ancient Jews who were wondering how long until Jesus was born,
They could just check the year on their calendar.
Imagine if you locked your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic
talk about convenient. You could just go inside and get a coat hanger to pick the lock.
Tightrope
If I was walking on a tightrope, I would call my wife...because she says I only call her when it's convenient for me
I realized why home births are so convenient.
The baby was always in the living womb.
Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form.
Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it.
It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie.
You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.
An Indian said can eat
An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than knife and forks. Knife and forks impose so much restriction when eating and there is NOTHING that he can't eat with his hands, even soup!
I took him to hot pot.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the convenient keys jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working convenient easier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.