Controversy Jokes
39 controversy jokes and hilarious controversy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about controversy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Controversy Short Jokes
Short controversy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The controversy humour may include short controversial jokes also.
- What's the difference between a cow and the Trump-Russia controversy? You can't milk a cow 24/7 for six months straight.
- Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently nascar fans didn't want to mix the races....
- There was a lot of controversy with the bald man's will Turns out he didn't have any heirs
- With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she licked my face and wagged her tail!
- I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial? I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
- There's so much controversy surrounding school zones I swear, I see a sign saying "end school zone" in every single one.
- Straight to controversial, I know. What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife. - I don't get what this whole NFL anthem controversy is about... I thought the right-wingers *WANTED* to see black people on their knees.
- If you want to get in a canoe go ahead. If you want to enjoy the lake without a canoe that's fine too. I just don't get why row vs wade is so controversial. Can't we all just enjoy the lake together?
- Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, "Still not as good as Monica's."
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Controversy One Liners
Which controversy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with controversy? I can suggest the ones about debate and disagreement.
- What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate.
- Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position.
- What's the most controversial animal product? A boar shin.
- Waking the Dead One letter shy of being the most controversial show on tv
- I can't wait until a google maps controversy. We can call it Navi-Gate
- What is the most controversial topic in the pirate world? Aarghbortion
- Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic.
- What is the Name of a controversial camping book? "my camp"
- Slightly controversial?
- Controversy in the binary race? Zero won.
- Should I draw controversial drawings? Charlie Hebdont
- Accounting for news media Dr Cash
Cr Controversy - Who is the most controversial rapper of 2019?
- Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy? A Muslim
- Pacquiao beats Mayweather in controversial fight psyche
Cheeky Controversy Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about controversy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scandal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make controversy pranks.
So, little jonny came back from the church...
and asked his mom: "Mom, is god man or a woman".
Mom didn't want to spoil his mind so she said: "Both."
Little jonny went to his room and thought for sometime.
He came back and asked her: "Mom, is god black or white".
Again, the mom didn't want any controversy so she said: "Both."
Jonny again went back to his room and thought for sometime.
Then he came back and asked: "Mom, is god a straight or gay?"
Again, mom didn't want to create any controversy, so again she said: "Both."
This time jonny went to his room and thought really hard.
He came back and said: "Mom I finally figured it out. michael jackson is god"
I'm making a documentary...
I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up s**... misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.
After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same s**... controversy
today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he "hates Jews and Mexicans."
Eddie Murphy Cosby joke - SNL joke controversy!
Eddie Murphy: But if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home ... house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet.
Who is America's Dad now?
This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.
How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?
Apparently my great-grandpa was a controversial figure when he served in WWII
Which is weird, I thought he'd be praised more considering my family tells me he killed h**...
There has been some controversy regarding priests delivering sermons using an iPad instead of the traditional bible.
I think its perfectly fine. After all, Moses delivered the ten commandments using two tablets.
Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur.
Call it *Mulan Rouge*
There has been some controversy lately...
...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.
Iran has announced a controversial move to reopen outdoor markets
Experts have described the move as a bazaar decision
The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century....
Are you male or female?
With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.
They are not the best team, but they are up there.
Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames?
Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.
