Controversy Jokes

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The Best Controversy Puns

What's the difference between a cow and the Trump-Russia controversy?

You can't milk a cow 24/7 for six months straight.

Breaking News: NFL responds to lost revenue from kneeling controversy

Breaking News: The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling, an NFL Team had to be cut. Tampa Bay and the Green Bay Packers will be combining forming the Tampacks. They will be good for only one period and will have no second string...

So, little jonny came back from the church...

and asked his mom: "Mom, is god man or a woman".

Mom didn't want to spoil his mind so she said: "Both."

Little jonny went to his room and thought for sometime.

He came back and asked her: "Mom, is god black or white".

Again, the mom didn't want any controversy so she said: "Both."

Jonny again went back to his room and thought for sometime.

Then he came back and asked: "Mom, is god a straight or gay?"

Again, mom didn't want to create any controversy, so again she said: "Both."

This time jonny went to his room and thought really hard.

He came back and said: "Mom I finally figured it out. michael jackson is god"

Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy?

Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....

After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy

today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he "hates Jews and Mexicans."


With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she

licked my face and wagged her tail!

There has been some controversy lately...

...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.

I don't get what this whole NFL anthem controversy is about...

I thought the right-wingers *WANTED* to see black people on their knees.

Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor...

And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, "Still not as good as Monica's."

There has been some controversy regarding priests delivering sermons using an iPad instead of the traditional bible.

I think its perfectly fine. After all, Moses delivered the ten commandments using two tablets.

Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames?

Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.


What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste.

Colgate.

A major American chain of stores may be on the receiving end of some recent controversy.

Although sources will not outright name the chain for legal purposes, they did say the stores have painted a giant target upon themselves.

I never understood why gay adoption is such a controversy.

Who would want to adopt a gay man anyway?

An art museum in Virginia...

An art museum in Virginia recently opened an exhibition of Robert Mapplethorpe's male nudes. The display of that kind of art in a conservative state has lead to a great deal of local controversy, with local church groups picketing the museum, along with counter-demonstrators by art lovers, civil libertarians, and gay rights groups.

The local paper has begun referring to it as the Battle of Manasses.

Stevie Wonder responds to the Michael Jackson 'Leaving Neverland' controversy

Acknowledging the sexual abuse allegations against Jackson, Stevie said he didn't see anything.

I can't wait until a google maps controversy.

We can call it Navi-Gate

In response to the recent Airline controversy

We must stand United. This just doesn't fly.

I'm not really that surprised that there was a controversy over that Tracer pose in Overwatch.

After all, she *is* an offensive hero.


The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion...

who cares if Putin voted for him.

Re-watching House of Cards after the whole Kevin Spacey controversy is a better experience for me.

It makes him seems more relatable.

Given the controversy that is currently going on with Christmas songs, Michael Buble probably chose the right year to retire.

I'm still gonna miss him though

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Dr Cash

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In light of all this recent controversy and chaos, thought this slightly racy joke would cheer people up!

Q: How do you starve a (race variable) man?






A: Put his food stamps in his work boots!

I was hoping to find the time to post about the Unite Airlines controversy.

But NOOOO I gotta get home, I gotta get home, I gotta get home, I gotta get home, I gotta get home.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Controversy in the binary race?

Zero won.

I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy. They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating.

George Michael was no stranger to controversy but the most unforgivable thing he ever did

Was kicking off Limp Bizkit's career

Mario Batali has been bathed in the light of controversy and outrage after sexual assault allegations surfaced connecting the famous chef to the assault of four women.

He's the wurst.

Maybe after all of this controversy, Roy More can go to priest to make a confession.

At least he'll have someone to relate to.

NEW XMAS SONG CONTROVERSY

The media is reporting that the Xmas song, 'All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth' as being offensive to rednecks

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