Controller Jokes

Funniest Controller Short Jokes

Short controller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The controller humour may include short manager jokes also.

1. Elon Musk lands on mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
2. A German was going to a trip in France... He reached passport control and the officer asked:
   "Name?"
   "Hans Kleiner"
   "Age?"
   "31"
   "Occupation?"
   "No no, just visiting"
3. I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
4. What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.
5. First day as a pilot. Control tower: Can you give me your position? Me: I am next to a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba
6. A German tourist comes to France ...a border control asks him
   "Occupation?"
   German: No just visiting.
7. classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
   "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
   "German," she replies.
   "Occupation?"
   "No, just here for a few days."
8. I've lost control. I don't see an end. There is no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard.
9. My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I'm too 'controlling'. Funny thing is, I don't remember giving her permission to speak.
10. Two biologists get married and have twin girls. They name one Jessica and the other Control.

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Controller One Liners

Which controller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with controller? I can suggest the ones about receiver and client.

1. V Sorry lost control there
2. I won't control what you do on the internet but Theresa May
3. moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut
4. What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic? The control group.
5. Help! My husband's too controlling!
6. Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils.
7. What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality
8. When talking about opinions on border control, Remember: Lefty loosey
   Righty tighty
9. I don't see how anyone could be against birth control. It's just inconceivable
10. If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again
11. I can control sheep by just listening to them It's true, I heard them with my own ears
12. I rearranged my keyboard today Now everything's under Control
13. What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality.
14. So I stopped a woman from getting kidnapped today It took a lot of self control though
15. What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control.

Game Controller Jokes

Here is a list of funny game controller jokes and even better game controller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall... I've been in the hospital for 2 days now.
• So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones
• Why did the game console leave her husband? He was trying to controller
• what is the happiest part of a gaming controller? The Joystick
• Remember EA sports They started making esports games. So you can control the player who is playing during a gaming competition.
• Whats a difference between my meat and my game controller? I stop ragefully beating my meat in november.
• Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
• If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
  But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
• What is Drake's favourite part of a video game console? The controller

Air Traffic Controller Jokes

Here is a list of funny air traffic controller jokes and even better air traffic controller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't.
• Air traffic control - Flight 417, please confirm your location, over Pilot - This is Flight 417, we are in the sky, over
• Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar.
• Air Traffic Control executives are arguing about the current flight patterns The whole thing is up in the air

Credit Controller Jokes

Here is a list of funny credit controller jokes and even better credit controller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control.
  (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
• I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch. But he got the collar.

Fat Controller Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat controller jokes and even better fat controller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
• My wife bought a new dress and asked me if it made her look fat I said, "Of course not, honey. It's not the dress. It's your lack of discipline and self-control."
• When the food packaging says "serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed "you are wrong"

Cheerful Controller Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about controller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean container jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make controller pranks.