The Best 18 Controller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Controller jokes. There are some controller dev jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these controller url puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Controller Jokes and Puns

A Kinect game made me angry enough to throw the controller at a wall...

I've been in the hospital for 2 days now.

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques store today.

"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing." Said the assistant.

"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied. "She's good at haggling."

Controller joke, I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques store today.

My gamer girlfriend just left me...

said I always tried to controller

I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller.

I was shocked twice.

EA releases details about their new controller.

"It's not going to have a down button."

I want a job as a quality controller in a mirror factory.

It's a job I could really see myself doing.

Controller joke, I want a job as a quality controller in a mirror factory.

Why did the game console leave her husband?

He was trying to controller

Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk?

She got out of the flying plans and into the friar.

I got punched by my X-Box controller for breaking his charging cord.

He was charged with battery.

Microsoft did a commerical for a disability controller, I wonder how they did the casting.

Wanted disabled kid for a commercial must know a Fortnite dance.

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Why is the kid holding a controller as he is walking down the stairs?

So he can press pause in case he falls.

I'll see myself out.

Nintendo has made my love life awesome recently

Cause now when I innocently ask, "Wanna smash?" it ends up with me not picking Pikachu or a pro controller at all.

Whats a difference between my meat and my game controller?

I stop ragefully beating my meat in november.

What do you call a swindler who rules a country?

a controller

Why do they sell a VR controller with only one size dickhole?

Whoops wrong sub.

I was watching this little kid play fortnite.

He raged and threw the controller out the window.

What did the remote controller say to the tv?

I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my buttons!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the controller the remote control jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working controller redneck birth control piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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