The Best 29 Contro Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contro jokes. There are some contro girl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contro controversy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contro Jokes and Puns

Self control

I stopped a girl getting raped today.

I used self-control.

There has been some controversy regarding priests delivering sermons using an iPad instead of the traditional bible.

I think its perfectly fine. After all, Moses delivered the ten commandments using two tablets.

The control for the air conditioner was so far away

It was not even remotely close

Contro joke, The control for the air conditioner was so far away

This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.

How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?

Controversy in the binary race?

Zero won.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

No control

I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home.

I think I should get a knew keyboard.

Contro joke, No control

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.


Contronym: Its a word with two opposite meanings. I didnt understand the meaning first. Then I found the word Trump - it makes sense now.

Help! My husband's too controlling!

The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion...

who cares if Putin voted for him.

You can explore contro ten reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean contro anno dad jokes. There are also contro puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I can control sheep by just listening to them

It's true, I heard them with my own ears

What is the most controversial topic in the pirate world?


What's the most controversial animal product?

A boar shin.

I won't control what you do on the internet

but Theresa May

I'm not a control freak.

But let me show you the right way to do that.

Contro joke, I'm not a control freak.

I can't control my urination.

It's my #1 problem.

There was a controversial sale on music in lossless format.

I got a lot of FLAC from participating in it.

Maybe after all of this controversy, Roy More can go to priest to make a confession.

At least he'll have someone to relate to.

Who is the most controversial tv personality of all time?

Not sure, but I wouldn't sleep on Bill Cosby.

There has been some controversy lately...

...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.

With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she

licked my face and wagged her tail!

This may be controversial but I'm tired of talking about gay conjunctions.

Now I don't want to hear no if ands in buts.

What is the Name of a controversial camping book?

"my camp"

Given the controversy that is currently going on with Christmas songs, Michael Buble probably chose the right year to retire.

I'm still gonna miss him though


Why don't white people get a white history month?

Answer: Because you typically don't give a participation trophy to the kid who got first place.

I was in the control room pressing some buttons when I broke my favorite button.

It was really de-pressing.

control freak

me: knock knock

you: whos there?

me: control this is the part where you say "control freak who?"

A control freak has 5 kids, how many of them does it take to change a light bulb?

There's no point in trying, none of them can change anything.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contro anti jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contro raped piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes