Contribution Jokes

Following is our collection of lawmakers puns and charities one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contribution jokes for adults, dirty donation jokes and clean benefit dad gags for kids.

The Best Contribution Puns

When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan

But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

An American patriot with amputated arms decides to replace them.

He obtains a pair of grizzly bear arms from a black market, and attaches them on his own, with the help of a friend.

He is arrested for contribution to animal cruelty and performing medical procedures unlicensed.

When taken to court, he gives a speech defending his right to bear arms.

A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire

From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.

A racist man laments...

​If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign.​​


What goes on top of a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

A monkey that gets turned on by altitude.

My contribution to the lawyer and blonde joke.

Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold!

My contribution:

"Auschwitz" air freshener.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old.
Here's my contribution.

Have you head of the new drinking game?
The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots.

What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

"We were facing a global climate problem, we were broke and couldn't afford a House at your time! And yet we tried our best to save the planet when we were in the mhidst of all of this. People had bigger contribution to our overall problem back then. What has YOUR generation done, nowadays?"

"okay, millennial" says a Generation AA

There is an abundance of worldwide jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes and contribution puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ions witze you can hear about contribution.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes