The Best 9 Contrast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contrast jokes. There are some contrast benito jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contrast versus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contrast Jokes and Puns

Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...

... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.

Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume

This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

My spare hatchet is much worse than my primary at chopping

There's a sharp contrast.

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.


My friend gave me a How-To book on how to come up with jokes, and I'm halfway through.

Step 5. Your punchline should be unexpected in contrast to the delivery.

During quarantine I've been trying to see the upside of thing, but now with the civil unrest I'm feeling inside out. The contrast of being upside inside out is so stressful.

But that's what I get for Living La Vida Loca.

The stark contrast between India and US is that India makes curries out of vegetables

And US makes shoes and merchandise out of a Curry

So how did you all think Spider-man held up as a sidekick to Iron Man?

I really thought there's a Stark contrast between the two

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contrast commoner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contrast comparison piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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