Contrast Jokes

What are some Contrast jokes?

Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume

This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume

Makes you think

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

My spare hatchet is much worse than my primary at chopping

There's a sharp contrast.

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

My friend gave me a How-To book on how to come up with jokes, and I'm halfway through.

Step 5. Your punchline should be unexpected in contrast to the delivery.

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