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I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.
Just not very many
but only once
The French orders for a glass of champagne then mixes blood into it.
The British orders a cup of hot water, which makes the French surprised:
\- No tea?
\- Quite the contrary, my friend - The British replies - then pulls out a used tampon from his jacket
The German says:
>Here in Germany, contrary to what a lot of you Americans think, we do have freedom of speech. Everyone here hates Putin, but I could walk right up to the Bundestag and proclaim: "I love Vladimir Putin!" And I wouldn't even be arrested!
The American replies:
>Ah, yes, but in the USA we're even freer. I could walk right up to the White House and shout "I love Vladimir Putin"... and they'd let me in!
Just don't pick it up.
I do not think its cute. On the contrary, its alarming how many people take a knife on a date.
the Nazis were known for rounding them up.
Modern TVs can't support the weight.
I am confident that I'll die tomorrow
Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen.
Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?
A: U.K. ?
If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica.
Unlawful is contrary to the law, illegal is just a sick bird.
They are great gamblers
A neighbor came running to Nasserddin Hodja's house with the news that the Hodja's mother-in-law had been washing her laundry in the river when she fell into the water and drowned. "And we cannot find her body," he continued. "We searched everywhere downstream for her, but all to no avail."
"You should have searched upstream," replied the Hodja. "My mother-in-law is so contrary that she would never go with the flow."
Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all.
Which is why a group of them is called a Parliament.
... the current President of the US is **not** from Orange County, CA.
Albeit some you can only eat them once...
It's just transitioning to a different network.
They are emotionally draining...
Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere.
They said there is mounting evidence to the contrary.
boko haram is not a street fighter character.
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