Contrary Jokes

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My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an erection.

I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.

Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women...

Just not very many

Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava

but only once

An American and a German are discussing freedom of speech.

The German says:

>Here in Germany, contrary to what a lot of you Americans think, we do have freedom of speech. Everyone here hates Putin, but I could walk right up to the Bundestag and proclaim: "I love Vladimir Putin!" And I wouldn't even be arrested!

The American replies:

>Ah, yes, but in the USA we're even freer. I could walk right up to the White House and shout "I love Vladimir Putin"... and they'd let me in!

I saw two names carved in a tree...

I do not think its cute. On the contrary, its alarming how many people take a knife on a date.

Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see...

the Nazis were known for rounding them up.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm an optimist

I am confident that I'll die tomorrow

If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it?

Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is contrary to the law, illegal is just a sick bird.

Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck.

If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica.

For the English

Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K. ?

The contrary Mother-in-law

A neighbor came running to Nasserddin Hodja's house with the news that the Hodja's mother-in-law had been washing her laundry in the river when she fell into the water and drowned. "And we cannot find her body," he continued. "We searched everywhere downstream for her, but all to no avail."

"You should have searched upstream," replied the Hodja. "My mother-in-law is so contrary that she would never go with the flow."

I went to an owl party last night.

Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all.

Contrary to popular belief vampires do like stakes

They are great gamblers

I went to Cairo on the recommendation of my family doctor but contrary to popular belief

i could not find a single Cairo practic

contrary to popular belief...

boko haram is not a street fighter character.

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