I had evidence to the contrary, but it wouldn't stand up in court.
Just not very many
but only once
Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"
The German says:
>Here in Germany, contrary to what a lot of you Americans think, we do have freedom of speech. Everyone here hates Putin, but I could walk right up to the Bundestag and proclaim: "I love Vladimir Putin!" And I wouldn't even be arrested!
The American replies:
>Ah, yes, but in the USA we're even freer. I could walk right up to the White House and shout "I love Vladimir Putin"... and they'd let me in!
..."Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"
The guy who was driving decided to speed up a little, and soon he was doing about 30 miles per hour. It felt good but he wanted to see how his pal was doing, so he turned around to get a good look. Contrary to himself who was enjoying the nice breeze, his friend was still sweating like crazy. Well I guess I could go a little faster, he thought to himself and accelerated till about 50. "Feels better now, huh?" said he as he looked back once again, but weirdly enough his friend was still pretty red-faced and sweaty. "All right, maybe this will help ya" when the engine started revving again, his friend shouted: "Hold on a sec asshole, I haven't got on yet!"
I do not think its cute. On the contrary, its alarming how many people take a knife on a date.
I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know
the Nazis were known for rounding them up.
Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen.
it's your butt that's making the dress look big.
Just set up a random blog that says that your penis is 11'' long and she'd swoon all over it despite all evidence to the contrary
If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica.
Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?
A: U.K. ?
Unlawful is contrary to the law, illegal is just a sick bird.
Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all.
boko haram is not a street fighter character.
It's blood
They said there is mounting evidence to the contrary.
Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere.
They are emotionally draining...
It's just transitioning to a different network.
... the current President of the US is **not** from Orange County, CA.
Which is why a group of them is called a Parliament.
Research shows that customer often doesn't know anything and yet is arguing
Albeit some you can only eat them once...
Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds.
I am *not* contrary!
Jessica Biel is NOT going to name her next child Batmoe.
But they still taste like ass.
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