The Best 7 Contrarian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contrarian jokes. There are some contrarian mras jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contrarian tweekers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contrarian Jokes and Puns

People say I'm quite contrarian.

But I disagree.

What star sign are you?

"I'm a contrarian."

"That's not a star sign."


What did the contrarian rooster say?


I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it.

He's such a Contrarian.

Everyone's a contrarian these days...

Well, except for me of course.

People always call me a contrarian,

but I'm inclined to disagree.

Horses are very contrarian...

No matter what you ask them, all they say is "neigh."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contrarian tso jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contrarian drummers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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