Contrarian Jokes

Following is our collection of contrary puns and mras one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contrarian jokes for adults, dirty naysayer jokes and clean tweekers dad gags for kids.

The Best Contrarian Puns

People say I'm quite contrarian.

But I disagree.

What did the contrarian rooster say?

Cockle-Doodle-Don't.

I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it.

He's such a Contrarian.

Everyone's a contrarian these days...

Well, except for me of course.

People always call me a contrarian,

but I'm inclined to disagree.


Horses are very contrarian...

No matter what you ask them, all they say is "neigh."

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