The Best 5 Contraption Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contraption jokes. There are some contraption midair jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contraption oxidation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contraption Jokes and Puns

A Woman goes to the Optician

for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"

"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"

An Amish family goes to a mall for the first time

And of course they are overwhelmed. The man stands in front of an elevator, puzzled what this contraption may be. He watches a very heavyset woman enter it, the doors close and the elevator goes up, and as it returns, a young, beautiful woman emerges.

"What is that, Pa?", little Joshua wants to know.

"Never mind, son, but go get your mom here, quick!"

My 50 feet high contraption for measuring weight collapsed even though the smaller prototype worked.

I suppose the prototype didn't scale well.

When engineers made the shovel, a reporter asked many people about the contraption...

One of them said, Wow! What a Ground-breaking discovery! I could dig it!

I read this really intense book about a metal contraption that clips off parts of the body...

It was truly a nailbiter.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contraption calculations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contraption thingy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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