Contraption Jokes
3 contraption jokes and hilarious contraption puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about contraption that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Contraption Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good contraption joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Woman goes to the Optician
for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"
"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"
My 50 feet high contraption for measuring weight collapsed even though the smaller prototype worked.
I suppose the prototype didn't scale well.
When engineers made the shovel, a reporter asked many people about the contraption...
One of them said, Wow! What a Ground-breaking discovery! I could dig it!
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