Comedy Contraption Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
A Woman goes to the Optician
for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"
"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"
An Amish family goes to a mall for the first time
And of course they are overwhelmed. The man stands in front of an elevator, puzzled what this contraption may be. He watches a very heavyset woman enter it, the doors close and the elevator goes up, and as it returns, a young, beautiful woman emerges.
"What is that, Pa?", little Joshua wants to know.
"Never mind, son, but go get your mom here, quick!"
My 50 feet high contraption for measuring weight collapsed even though the smaller prototype worked.
I suppose the prototype didn't scale well.
When engineers made the shovel, a reporter asked many people about the contraption...
One of them said, Wow! What a Ground-breaking discovery! I could dig it!
I read this really intense book about a metal contraption that clips off parts of the body...
It was truly a nailbiter.
