The Best 4 Contradictory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contradictory jokes. There are some contradictory nouns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contradictory pistorius puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contradictory Jokes and Puns

I'm paradoxical and contradictory,

I hate redundancy and repetition.

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?

"Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

There are many contradictory statements like...

Pacifist mass murder, Clinton keeping emails, and Apple is innovative.

DAILY JEOPARDY QUIZZ: a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.

Q: What's an oxy-fuckin'-moron ?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contradictory inspirational jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contradictory class piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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