Contradictory Jokes

Following is our collection of auschwistic puns and nouns one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contradictory jokes for adults, dirty contradiction jokes and clean pistorius dad gags for kids.

The Best Contradictory Puns

I'm paradoxical and contradictory,

I hate redundancy and repetition.

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?

"Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

There are many contradictory statements like...

Pacifist mass murder, Clinton keeping emails, and Apple is innovative.

DAILY JEOPARDY QUIZZ: a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.

Q: What's an oxy-fuckin'-moron ?

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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