Contradiction Jokes

Following is our collection of stoat puns and contrast one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contradiction jokes for adults, dirty paradoxical jokes and clean oxymoron dad gags for kids.

The Best Contradiction Puns

Hello and welcome to Contradictions Anonymous.

What's your name?

Musical Contradiction

Piano is my forte.

what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow

I am not sure but unladen swallow seems to be a bit of a contradiction

A girl goes the doctor's office.

She says, Doc, I need some contradiction.


He says, You're ignorant.


She says, Yep. Three months.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.


Why was German contradiction afraid of seven?

Because seven ate Nein

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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