Contradiction Jokes
6 contradiction jokes and hilarious contradiction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about contradiction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Contradiction Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
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A man is in a job interview..
"So it says here that you consider your memory to be one of your greatest strengths?"
"Absolutely."
"Could you give me an example of that?"
"An example of what?"
Hello and welcome to Contradictions Anonymous.
What's your name?
I don't always contradict myself,
but when I do, I don't.
Musical Contradiction
Piano is my forte.
Contradicting Coronavirus advice!
First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and n**..., leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.
A boy asks his pastor if there are contradictions in the Bible
"Yes and no..."
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