The Best 7 Contradiction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contradiction jokes. There are some contradiction contrast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contradiction oxymoron puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contradiction Jokes and Puns

Hello and welcome to Contradictions Anonymous.

What's your name?

Musical Contradiction

Piano is my forte.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

A girl goes the doctor's office.

She says, Doc, I need some contradiction.

He says, You're ignorant.

She says, Yep. Three months.

what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow

I am not sure but unladen swallow seems to be a bit of a contradiction

Why was German contradiction afraid of seven?

Because seven ate Nein

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contradiction discord jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contradiction contradictory piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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