Contradict Jokes
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A man is in a job interview..
"So it says here that you consider your memory to be one of your greatest strengths?"
"Absolutely."
"Could you give me an example of that?"
"An example of what?"
Hello and welcome to Contradictions Anonymous.
What's your name?
I don't always contradict myself,
but when I do, I don't.
Musical Contradiction
Piano is my forte.
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Contradicting Coronavirus advice!
First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and n**..., leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.
A boy asks his pastor if there are contradictions in the Bible
"Yes and no..."
Someone told me contradicting myself is a sin…
Thank God I'm atheist
BE CAREFUL IN SUPERMARKETS!!!
My wife and I went to grocery. Of course, we had face mask and goggles to be safe.
When we got there, wow, there are still too many people. Scary !
I decided, and I pulled my wife to go home cos we might even catch Covid there.
But, contradicting me, she wants to let go and doesn't want to go home!
Oh my goodness! I really dragged her back to the car.
In the car, she ignores me and is angry.
When we arrived home, when we remove face mask.
She is not my wife.
People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves.
On the other hand, I disagree.

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