The Best 11 Contradict Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contradict jokes. There are some contradict quackers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contradict para puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contradict Jokes and Puns

Hello and welcome to Contradictions Anonymous.

What's your name?

Contradicting Coronavirus advice!

First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and naked, leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.

People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves.

On the other hand, I disagree.

Contradict joke, People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves.

Where do you moor two boats that contradict each other?

A paradox

A critic reads what the local newspapers say about him

The papers say that everything he says seems to contradict itself. Baffled and deeply offended by this, the critic loudly proclaimed:

"My rage is indescribable!"


There are two kinds of people.

1) Those who contradict themselves

I often contradict myself

No, I don't.

Contradict joke, I often contradict myself

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?

"Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

There are many contradictory statements like...

Pacifist mass murder, Clinton keeping emails, and Apple is innovative.

What do you call Donald and Daisy when they contradict themselves?

A para-ducks

"You're so contradictive!"

"No I'm not!"

You can explore contradict disprove reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean contradict oppose dad jokes. There are also contradict puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contradict bentley jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contradict moor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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