Contraction Jokes

What are some Contraction jokes?

I just realized that never is a contraction of 'not ever'.

And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.

What is Snoop's favorite contraction?

We'd

I was laughed out of academia

During my English lecture I presented a strange contraction followed by a misplaced period.

How to make Contraction jokes?

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