The Best 4 Contraction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contraction jokes. There are some contraction prof jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contraction neuroscience puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contraction Jokes and Puns

I just realized that never is a contraction of 'not ever'.

And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.

What is Snoop's favorite contraction?


TIL that semantics is a contraction of "Semite Antics"

That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist.

I was laughed out of academia

During my English lecture I presented a strange contraction followed by a misplaced period.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contraction zoology jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contraction muscle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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