contraction Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious contraction puns

I just realized that never is a contraction of 'not ever'.

And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.


Involuntary muscle contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on Involuntary Muscle Contraction to his first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

She replied, I don't know, probably golfing with his buddies.


What is Snoop's favorite contraction?



I was laughed out of academia

During my English lecture I presented a strange contraction followed by a misplaced period.


I hate the term "MILF"...

...because it's cheating for an acronym to use a contraction.


TIL that semantics is a contraction of "Semite Antics"

That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist.


What are the most funny Contraction jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Contraction? Well, here are the best Contraction dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Contraction pick up lines to share with friends.

Joko Jokes