Contract Law Jokes

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What is a good contract law joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My girlfriend studies law:

Me - What you reading?
Her - The Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977.
Me - Oh that's cool, anything about our relationship in there?
I didn't get any that night.

Why was Wolverine (from the X-Men) fired from the law firm?

Because he forgot to read the contract claws.

My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

My company has signed a contract with a new law firm.

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

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