The Best 7 Contraceptives Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contraceptives jokes. There are some contraceptives condom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contraceptives personalities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contraceptives Jokes and Puns

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said You know you wanna . Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Use contraceptives kids.

An elderly woman goes to the pharmacy and asks for contraceptives

The pharmacist is confused and asks why she would need them.
She replies "they help me sleep at night."
The pharmacist asks "how so?"
"When I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning I sleep better at night."

It's a fair notion to suggest that I'm quite keen on oral contraceptives.

I asked a girl to have sex with my one night.

She said "No."

If you don't use contraceptives.

Then you've got nuttin to worry about.

Don't buy contraceptives, have Orgies

... I was always taught there is safety in numbers.


Trump shut down an Obamacare provision which gave people better and cheaper access to contraceptives.

While becoming the best case as to why contraceptives are extremely necessary in the first place.

Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return.

Because she's a ho.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contraceptives provide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contraceptives dishwashers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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