Contraband Jokes
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Comical Contraband Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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1980's joke by my dad. What do you call a Nicaraguan rock group playing stolen instruments?
Contraband
Twice a week, a Belgian riding a bicycle crossed the German border...
And he always carried a suitcase filled with sand.
Each time, the customs officials searched his suitcase for contraband, but always in vain.
Sometimes, they even emptied all the sand out, expecting to find some i**... item.
They racked their brains but never found anything.
It was many years later, long after the Belgian had vanished from the scene that they learned the truth.
He had been smuggling bicycles.
Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at a New York airport...
...they couldn't let contraband trough customs.
I saw a couple guys selling contraband Irish liquor infront of a police station...
I thought: "That's a whiskey buisness"
The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles.
He said it was i**... contraband.
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