The Best 5 Contraband Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contraband jokes. There are some contraband antidepressant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contraband illegal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contraband Jokes and Puns

Twice a week, a Belgian riding a bicycle crossed the German border...

And he always carried a suitcase filled with sand.
Each time, the customs officials searched his suitcase for contraband, but always in vain.
Sometimes, they even emptied all the sand out, expecting to find some illegal item.
They racked their brains but never found anything.
It was many years later, long after the Belgian had vanished from the scene that they learned the truth.

He had been smuggling bicycles.

Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at a New York airport...

...they couldn't let contraband trough customs.

I saw a couple guys selling contraband Irish liquor infront of a police station...

I thought: "That's a whiskey buisness"

The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles.

He said it was illegal contraband.

What do you call a Konami game in jail?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contraband promote jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contraband prostitution piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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