The Best 22 Contortionist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contortionist jokes. There are some contortionist acrobatic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contortionist performer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contortionist Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

There was a contortionist competition being held

So I entered myself, and won

what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines?

a Manilla folder

Contortionist joke, what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines?

The circus near my house started a competition to find the best contortionist

So I entered myself, and won.

My grandfather used to earn a living as a contortionist

But lately he's struggling to make ends meet.


Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist?

It was to cucumbersome.

My contortionist girlfriend does anything to keep me happy!

She bends over backwards for me.

Contortionist joke, My contortionist girlfriend does anything to keep me happy!

I dated a contortionist once.

It didn't last, she was all wrapped up in herself.

So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act.

...And he gets all bent out of shape about it.

When should contortionists get together for coffee?

It doesn't matter, they're flexible.

What do you get when you have a contortionist applying for a job as a timekeeper?

Someone who can be flexible with their hours.

You can explore contortionist flexible reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean contortionist tightrope dad jokes. There are also contortionist puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear about the contortionist fortune teller?

She could foresee her own end.

Contortionist dancer

Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act seems to go on forever be known as a Mobius Stripper?

An out of work contortionist.....

says he's having trouble making ends meet

Met a contortionist, said, "When you wanna get sexual?"

She said, "However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."

When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist..

..so I entered myself and won

Contortionist joke, When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist..

I asked my wife if she was a contortionist...

And she got totally bent out of shape.

How do you stop a contortionist from drowning









You take his foot off of his head

Interviewer: In a nutshell, tell me how you became an extreme contortionist.

Contortionist: That might be pushing it.


I asked my girlfriend if she was a contortionist...

She said no and got bent out of shape.

Yo mama so stupid

She thinks a manila folder is a Filipino contortionist.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contortionist weinstein jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contortionist hetero piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes