Contort Jokes

Following is our collection of sedan puns and squirm one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contort jokes for adults, dirty swerve jokes and clean fit dad gags for kids.

The Best Contort Puns

There was a contortionist competition being held

So I entered myself, and won

My contortionist girlfriend does anything to keep me happy!

She bends over backwards for me.

When should contortionists get together for coffee?

It doesn't matter, they're flexible.

What do you get when you have a contortionist applying for a job as a timekeeper?

Someone who can be flexible with their hours.

Contortionist dancer

Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act seems to go on forever be known as a Mobius Stripper?


How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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