The Best 9 Continuum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Continuum jokes. There are some continuum space jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these continuum hubble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Continuum Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space

We don't seem to have established a functional continuum

How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum?

It takes a paradox.

I like it when Netflix do Scifi shows.

I hope they continuum

After roughly three years i finally got around to making a documentary about the nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future

It's about time

I love the BBC's documentaries about time and space!

I really quantum to continuum!

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What word starts with c, ends with um, and is a connected stream?


LOST : Georg Cantor's sanity

Last seen between a countable set and and and one of continuum cardinality.

Which time zone do astronauts use?

The space-time continuum

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the continuum horizons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working continuum finite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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