The Best 7 Continuous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Continuous jokes. There are some continuous anime jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these continuous papal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Continuous Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a bar.

Inside the bar he sees a blonde sitting at the bar, she's intently watching the 10 pm news. The news story is about a man who's standing atop a building, preparing to jump. The guy says to the blond "I bet you $50 he'll jump". The blonde takes the bet and continuous to watch.

Some time later, the man on the building jumps. The guy turns to the blonde and says "I'm sorry but I can't take your money. I watched this on the 6 pm news and knew he would jump". The blonde replies "I watched it at 6 pm too, but I didn't think he'd jump again"

Why don't female mathematicians use tampons?

They are weary of anything that advertises discrete AND continuous protection.

Stonewalls seem to be a continuous problem for minority groups.

Black people had to deal with Stonewall Jackson.
Gay people had to deal with the Stonewall riots.
Mexicans will have to deal with a Stonewall.

Person 1: [Humming a continuous tone]

Person 2: Why are you doing that?

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You're just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I'm just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It's sine language.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.


What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why the pope does not approve of continuous functions?

Because it is not holy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the continuous ace jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working continuous incessant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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