Continuous Jokes

Following is our collection of nonstop puns and anime one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Continuous jokes for adults, dirty eugenics jokes and clean papal dad gags for kids.

The Best Continuous Puns

A guy walks into a bar.

Inside the bar he sees a blonde sitting at the bar, she's intently watching the 10 pm news. The news story is about a man who's standing atop a building, preparing to jump. The guy says to the blond "I bet you $50 he'll jump". The blonde takes the bet and continuous to watch.

Some time later, the man on the building jumps. The guy turns to the blonde and says "I'm sorry but I can't take your money. I watched this on the 6 pm news and knew he would jump". The blonde replies "I watched it at 6 pm too, but I didn't think he'd jump again"

Why don't female mathematicians use tampons?

They are weary of anything that advertises discrete AND continuous protection.

Stonewalls seem to be a continuous problem for minority groups.

Black people had to deal with Stonewall Jackson.
Gay people had to deal with the Stonewall riots.
Mexicans will have to deal with a Stonewall.

Person 1: [Humming a continuous tone]

Person 2: Why are you doing that?

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You're just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I'm just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It's sine language.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.


What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why the pope does not approve of continuous functions?

Because it is not holy.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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