Following is our collection of asia puns and antarctica one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Continent jokes for adults, dirty mainland jokes and clean country dad gags for kids.
Because it's a continent, dumbass.
No, but Genghis Khan!
Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate
No it's continent music.
No, but Genghis Khan!
In fact, I support the youth in every continent.
Because it has justice
I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
Long ago, in a stuffy statehouse, a group of men, living in the northern part of the North American Continent sat around thinking of what to name their new country.
Man 1: So, I don't wanna be stepping on any toes here but I think our country should have a C, eh?
Man 2: Dont'cha know it should have an N, eh?
Man 3: I'm sorry, but I feel it should have a D, eh?
And so, Canada was named.
My boss won't stop playing country music at work. The other day, my coworker spoke to her.
Coworker: You know what I think is the best country song?
Boss: What?
Coworker: Africa.
Boss: That's not a country song!
Coworker: Actually you're right, it's a continent song.
The incontinent.
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
not MY fault
Because it's surrounded by beaches.
He rode up and down the continent yelling "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!" "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!"
...or, the story of how Toto rid the dark continent of vampires forever.
He was worried about being in continent
Peru replied "I'm sorry, I can't. I'm in continent."
Asia. They all ask want brojobs
Laughfrica
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.