The Best 20 Continent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Continent jokes. There are some continent antarctica jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these continent country puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Continent Jokes and Puns

Why does Africa never win the Olympics?

Because it's a continent, dumbass.

Can you conquer the largest continent on earth?

No, but Genghis Khan!

I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast

Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate

Continent joke, I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast

Is Africa by Toto country music?

No it's continent music.

Could you conquer more than half of a continent?

No, but Genghis Khan!

I support euthanasia.

In fact, I support the youth in every continent.

Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

Continent joke, Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia."

I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."

The naming of Canada

Long ago, in a stuffy statehouse, a group of men, living in the northern part of the North American Continent sat around thinking of what to name their new country.

Man 1: So, I don't wanna be stepping on any toes here but I think our country should have a C, eh?

Man 2: Dont'cha know it should have an N, eh?

Man 3: I'm sorry, but I feel it should have a D, eh?

And so, Canada was named.

Best country song

My boss won't stop playing country music at work. The other day, my coworker spoke to her.

Coworker: You know what I think is the best country song?

Boss: What?

Coworker: Africa.

Boss: That's not a country song!

Coworker: Actually you're right, it's a continent song.

Which continent has the most elderly people?

The incontinent.

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Of all 7 continents why is Australia considered the biggest pimp?

Because it's surrounded by beaches.

What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake...

not MY fault

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

I bless the rains down in Aaaaafricaaaaaa.....

...or, the story of how Toto rid the dark continent of vampires forever.

Why did the sailor bring diapers on shore leave?

He was worried about being in continent

Continent joke, Why did the sailor bring diapers on shore leave?

What's the funniest continent?


Asia asked Peru if they wanted to have a child.

Peru replied "I'm sorry, I can't. I'm in continent."

Which continent has the highest rate of male homosexuality?

Asia. They all ask want brojobs

Did you hear about the European Paul Revere?

He rode up and down the continent yelling "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!" "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the continent transcontinental jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working continent enslave piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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