Continent Jokes
32 continent jokes and hilarious continent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about continent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Continent Short Jokes
Short continent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The continent humour may include short country jokes also.
- I went to a hotel that had continental breakfast Unfortunately the continent was Africa so all I got was an empty plate
- What did the flat-earther say after finally seeing the earth from space? Half of the so-called continents are missing.
- What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common? Living within continents.
- Have you heard about the old geography teacher who kept wetting his bed? His only weakness was in continents.
- My friend told me, "I don't support euthanasia." I replied, "You should be ashamed of yourself! The young people in Asia deserve as much support as the young people on any other continent."
- What do Pangea and my great-grandmother have in common? Neither of them are super-continent these days.
- Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
- Did you hear about the European Paul Revere? He rode up and down the continent yelling "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!" "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!"
- I bless the rains down in Aaaaafricaaaaaa..... ...or, the story of how Toto rid the dark continent of vampires forever.
- Asia asked Peru if they wanted to have a child. Peru replied "I'm sorry, I can't. I'm in continent."
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Continent One Liners
Which continent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with continent? I can suggest the ones about south and nation.
- Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!
- Is Africa by Toto country music? No it's continent music.
- I support euthanasia. In fact, I support the youth in every continent.
- Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent? Because it has justice
- What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu.
- Where do people who need adult diapers live? In continents.
- Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents.
- Why did the sailor bring diapers on shore leave? He was worried about being in continent
- What's the funniest continent? Laughfrica
- Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
- In what continent will you encounter the most profanity? A-frick-a
- Is Africa a country song? No, its a continent song.
- Which continent's existence do flat-earthers deny? Australia.
- Why is Antarctica the best continent? Because it's all white!
- From which continent does lego mini figures come from? Asia, because they are yellow!
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What funny jokes about continent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean area jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make continent pranks.
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Why does africa never win the Olympics?
Because it's a continent, d**....
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Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
The United Nations world-wide survey
The United Nations sent out a survey to all the nations in the different continents of the world.
The survey went like this:
"We want your honest opinion on how to find a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world"
The survey of course, turned out to be a total and abject failure:
The People in western Europe didn't know what the word 'shortage' meant. The people in eastern Europe had no idea what the expression 'honest' was supposed to mean. In china no one knew what 'opinion' was. In Africa they didn't know what 'food' was. In the middle east no one could figure out what 'solution' was; and in america they had no idea what 'the rest of the world' meant.
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Genius
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.
Best country song
My boss won't stop playing country music at work. The other day, my coworker spoke to her.
Coworker: You know what I think is the best country song?
Boss: What?
Coworker: Africa.
Boss: That's not a country song!
Coworker: Actually you're right, it's a continent song.
TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.
This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.
Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.
