The Best 4 Contine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contine jokes. There are some contine lego jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contine mini puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contine Jokes and Puns

Which continent has the most elderly people?

The incontinent.

Of all 7 continents why is Australia considered the biggest pimp?

Because it's surrounded by beaches.

What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake...

not MY fault

Which continent has the highest rate of male homosexuality?

Asia. They all ask want brojobs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contine countries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contine asia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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