Contine Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Which continent has the most elderly people?

The incontinent.

What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake...

not MY fault

Of all 7 continents why is Australia considered the biggest pimp?

Because it's surrounded by beaches.

What are the funniest contine jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Contine? Well, here are the best Contine puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Contine pick up lines to share with friends.

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