Contine Jokes

Following is our collection of oceans puns and lego one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contine jokes for adults, dirty rate jokes and clean mini dad gags for kids.

The Best Contine Puns

Which continent has the most elderly people?

The incontinent.

Of all 7 continents why is Australia considered the biggest pimp?

Because it's surrounded by beaches.

What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake...

not MY fault

Which continent has the highest rate of male homosexuality?

Asia. They all ask want brojobs

There is an abundance of countries jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and contine puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any asia witze you can hear about contine.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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