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Continuing the apparent theme of i**... jokes...
How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri?
You kick his sister in the chin.
In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...
A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.
Continuity.
My thoughts on it are exactly the same as ten years ago.
And as he continued to walk, he noticed during the hardest parts of his life
there was only one set of footprints in the sand. He asked Jesus, why, and Jesus said...
"Those are Cris Cristie's...he kicked everyone else off the beach."
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Of all 7 continents why is Australia considered the biggest p**...?
Because it's surrounded by beaches.
What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake...
not MY fault
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The Continuing Adventures of Lawyer Mom, Episode 1
Lawyer Mom: Your Honor, my client is accused of m**... in the first degree. But let me ask you, and everyone else in this court room, this: (Mom voice) Have any of YOU ever murdered someone?
Everyone looks around at each other, confused.
Judge: Um, no?
Lawyer Mom: (Puts hands on hips, closes her eyes, and continues in Mom voice) Well then how can any of you tell my client that m**... is bad if you have never even tried it? Hmmm?
I was going to continue garnishing my food
but I ran out of thyme
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