The Best 10 Conti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conti jokes. There are some conti lawyer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conti continent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conti Jokes and Puns

Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes...

How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri?

You kick his sister in the chin.

In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...

A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.


My thoughts on it are exactly the same as ten years ago.

And as he continued to walk, he noticed during the hardest parts of his life

there was only one set of footprints in the sand. He asked Jesus, why, and Jesus said...
"Those are Cris Cristie's...he kicked everyone else off the beach."

Which continent has the most elderly people?

The incontinent.

Of all 7 continents why is Australia considered the biggest pimp?

Because it's surrounded by beaches.

What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake...

not MY fault

The Continuing Adventures of Lawyer Mom, Episode 1

Lawyer Mom: Your Honor, my client is accused of murder in the first degree. But let me ask you, and everyone else in this court room, this: (Mom voice) Have any of YOU ever murdered someone?

Everyone looks around at each other, confused.

Judge: Um, no?

Lawyer Mom: (Puts hands on hips, closes her eyes, and continues in Mom voice) Well then how can any of you tell my client that murder is bad if you have never even tried it? Hmmm?

I was going to continue garnishing my food

but I ran out of thyme

Which continent has the highest rate of male homosexuality?

Asia. They all ask want brojobs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conti honor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conti yellow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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