The Best 49 Context Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Context jokes. There are some context subtext jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these context unintentionally puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Context Jokes and Puns

Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

My friend had some random guy come up to him in LAX and tell him this joke. No context, and no conversation afterwards. Just ten words and then gone. It's pretty much become my favorite joke because of that.

A context joke

Have you ever noticed that when you say, "I hope you're hungry" in a place like America it's nice.
But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke.

Context joke, A context joke

Context is everything

"Jesus loves you!"

A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison.

(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat?

Notseafood


That's preponderance.

It's so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They're just trying to be ambidextrous.

Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context...

...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!

Context joke, Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context...

Without context, where would we be?

Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit.

In need of an eye-related joke.

I'm about to be doing a presentation for a bunch of 5th graders. The subject is eyes, and I'm wanting to end it with some kind of eye-related joke as they're walking away. It needs to make sense in context and be appropriate. Anyone have any ideas?

I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures

It needs to be a one or two liner, no knock knock jokes or riddles.

Context: I'm working at a summer camp and my call sign is Ghost. Tomorrow morning at the assembly, I'm going up and giving some world news (spoofs, not actual news). I want to say "hey guys, I'm Ghost with all your *other*worldly news", but I'm having trouble thinking of what to say after that. Any ideas would be great.

You know what's funny?

An unexpected shift in context.

You can explore context connotation reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean context joke dad jokes. There are also context puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class

Context: talking about permafrost. They way vegetation thaws out is called polygons (cause they look like them)

So he says: on the exam if I ask what polygons are... I'm asking about the permafrost ground. Not a dead parrot!

I think I'm too tired cause I laughed way too hard!

A collection of puns in one text.

[Context: Friend borrowed a great book by Yahtzee Croshaw, "Jam"]

Friend: I'm liking Jam a lot.

Me: Sweet. Glad you got absorbed in it. It's a berry good book. So many sticky situations for the seed of character development.

Friend: *turns off phone*

quick historical Russian joke from early 90's

Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
***

C: Was this meat barking or meowing?

V: It was asking stupid questions.

Context is important.

Context is important. It's fine to say "I'm coming!" when you're running to catch a bus, but totally inappropriate to say the same thing when you're on it.

Context is Everything

The irony.

Context joke, Context is Everything

My fiancΓ© said the funniest thing out of context today.

Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman.

Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

How are you today?

Context - It's extremely early in the morning, I'm getting new tires put on my vehicle...

GF: How are you today?
Me: I'm wheel good.

^Please ^Help ^Me


I WAS at my y' = 0 of performance in calc

Context: in university now. Can confirm. Am failing.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

*Why* would you like fries with that?

There are two types of people in this world

Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context

I finally met my pen pal who had recently got out of prison.

My parents didn't approve of him, but that was because they had no context.

Pregnant elephants

What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on slave pins and one on replacing firing pins.

What do you call plagiarism of a novel written in prison?

A story taken out of con-text!

I bought a book on becoming a thief

But when i opened it there were only pictures, no con-text.

Books written by criminals are so hard to reference

Everytime you quote it, it's out of context

The Little Horse: An Inspirational Children's Story

[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]

given the context, "hard at work" is something your boss would either really love or really hate for you to be

because erections

How do you tell a tall person on the internet?

Don't worry, they'll bring it up no matter the context.

I have a tendency to use words in a context they don't behold.

I call it a freudian flip.

What did the cat say in the race car?

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Context: My 5 year old told me this today. I'm guessing he didn't make it up...

My dentist told me to open up

So I told him that I often have trouble putting peoples words into context. He said I can tell

Two chemists walk into a bar..

"I'll have H2O," one says.
"I'll have H20, too," says the other.

Neither die, because the bartender understands the context.

Spelling test

My daughter had a spelling test and asked me what does context mean. I asked her how is it being used?

2 jokes for 1 post

Please bear with me, the second one makes more sense with the context that the first joke exists.

Two Cannibals are eating a Clown.
One looks over at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two Clowns are eating a Cannibal.
One looks over at the other and says "I think we ruined this joke."

Buddy in prison got his hands on a cell phone.

Sent me a context.

Scientist: "Data on Global Warming should be ignored seriously when taken out of context"

GOP: Scientists agree with us that "data on global warming should not be ignored"!

Need jokes similar to this one

No time for context but the joke goes something like this:

Why don't you want to make a sniper mad?

They have friends in high places

Help a man out boys, I need this

What do you need in order to understand a joke about a criminal's written confession?

Context.

Why did the criminal write down the reasons for their crimes?

Con-text

Context makes all the difference. Half-off is a great thing...

...when it comes to a sale, unless that sale is for a circumcision.

There are two types of people in this world.

Those that can make educated guesses based on context.

A renowned scientist is frustrated with the popularity of misinformation. In an interview, he tells the press my research is meaningless if taken out of context!

The next day, the public is taken by storm as headlines spread that Renowned Scientist Claims That His Research is Meaningless!

Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film

Taken: Out Of Context.

In another context, "Doom" could have been one of the scariest horror games of all time.

All you have to do is play one of the demons.

Joke told in the Soviet Union

(For context only 1/7 Soviets owned a car, and once you paid up front there was a 10 year wait to get one)

A man walks into the car store wanting to buy a car. He pays the man at the counter and the man at the counter says Alright, just come back in 10 years to pick one up. The man replies Morning or afternoon? The dealer says Well, 10 years from now what difference does it make? The man replies Well, the plumbers coming over in the morning.

(Must be a nerd to get this one) Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... oh... never mind.



Context: a mobius strip is an object with the interesting property of only having one side.

What's a redditor's worst enemy?

Context!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the context meta jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working context environment piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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