Context Jokes
79 context jokes and hilarious context puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about context that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the world of context jokes, or jokes where there is no context or the context is taken out of context. We look at why these jokes are so popular among readers and how the connotation of the words used can change these jokes from amusing to downright hilarious. We'll use the city of Damascus as an example. Learn how to make your own context jokes and why these types of jokes have become so popular.
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Funniest Context Short Jokes
Short context jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The context humour may include short content jokes also.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- Two chemists walk into a bar.. "I'll have H2O," one says.
"I'll have H20, too," says the other.
Neither die, because the bartender understands the context. - There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context
- A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, "I hope you're hungry" in a place like America it's nice.
But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke. - My dentist told me to open up So I told him that I often have trouble putting peoples words into context. He said I can tell
- Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!
- Context is everything "Jesus loves you!"
A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison. - There are two types of people in this world. Those that can make educated guesses based on context.
- Books written by criminals are so hard to reference Everytime you quote it, it's out of context
- Spelling test My daughter had a spelling test and asked me what does context mean. I asked her how is it being used?
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Context One Liners
Which context one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with context? I can suggest the ones about scope and subject.
- Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film Taken: Out Of Context.
- What do you call a letter sent by a criminal Context
- What's a redditor's worst enemy? Context!
- What do you call plagiarism of a novel written in prison? A story taken out of con-text!
- You know what's funny? An unexpected shift in context.
- Buddy in prison got his hands on a cell phone. Sent me a context.
- Why did the criminal write down the reasons for their crimes? Con-text
- I have a tendency to use words in a context they don't behold. I call it a freudian flip.
- Context is Everything The irony.
- Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!
- A good punchline doesn't need any context t**... sprinkles
Out Of Context Jokes
Here is a list of funny out of context jokes and even better out of context puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How are you today? Context - It's extremely early in the morning, I'm getting new tires put on my vehicle...
GF: How are you today?
Me: I'm wheel good.
^Please ^Help ^Me - How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?
- That's preponderance. It's so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They're just trying to be ambidextrous.
- Context is important. Context is important. It's fine to say "I'm coming!" when you're running to catch a bus, but totally inappropriate to say the same thing when you're on it.
- Knock knock Context my son was not in the mood for knock knock jokes
Me: Knock knock
Me: Knock knock
Me: Knock knock
Him: oh good they left - I WAS at my y' = 0 of performance in calc Context: in university now. Can confirm. Am failing.
- Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit.
- given the context, "hard at work" is something your boss would either really love or really hate for you to be because erections
- What did the cat say in the race car? MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Context: My 5 year old told me this today. I'm guessing he didn't make it up... - In another context, "Doom" could have been one of the scariest horror games of all time. All you have to do is play one of the demons.
No Context Jokes
Here is a list of funny no context jokes and even better no context puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you tell a tall person on the internet? Don't worry, they'll bring it up no matter the context.
- I bought a book on becoming a thief But when i opened it there were only pictures, no con-text.
- I finally met my pen pal who had recently got out of prison. My parents didn't approve of him, but that was because they had no context.
- Context makes all the difference. Half-off is a great thing... ...when it comes to a sale, unless that sale is for a circumcision.
- What do you need in order to understand a joke about a criminal's written confession? Context.
- Scientist: "Data on Global Warming should be ignored seriously when taken out of context" GOP: Scientists agree with us that "data on global warming should not be ignored"!
- Did you here about the guy that went to prison for writing? I'm sorry, that was completely out of con-text.
- My least favorite part about Jews is.. The 'S'. I mean can't we just assume plurality in context?
- (accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did h**... eat? Notseafood
- My fiancé said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat s**....
Unearthly Funniest Context Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about context you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean concept jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make context pranks.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
My friend had some random guy come up to him in LAX and tell him this joke. No context, and no conversation afterwards. Just ten words and then gone. It's pretty much become my favorite joke because of that.
In need of an eye-related joke.
I'm about to be doing a presentation for a bunch of 5th graders. The subject is eyes, and I'm wanting to end it with some kind of eye-related joke as they're walking away. It needs to make sense in context and be appropriate. Anyone have any ideas?
I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures
It needs to be a one or two liner, no knock knock jokes or riddles.
Context: I'm working at a summer camp and my call sign is Ghost. Tomorrow morning at the assembly, I'm going up and giving some world news (spoofs, not actual news). I want to say "hey guys, I'm Ghost with all your *other*worldly news", but I'm having trouble thinking of what to say after that. Any ideas would be great.
Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class
Context: talking about permafrost. They way vegetation thaws out is called polygons (cause they look like them)
So he says: on the exam if I ask what polygons are... I'm asking about the permafrost ground. Not a dead parrot!
I think I'm too tired cause I laughed way too hard!
A collection of puns in one text.
[Context: Friend borrowed a great book by Yahtzee Croshaw, "Jam"]
Friend: I'm liking Jam a lot.
Me: Sweet. Glad you got absorbed in it. It's a berry good book. So many sticky situations for the seed of character development.
Friend: *turns off phone*
quick historical Russian joke from early 90's
Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
***
C: Was this meat barking or meowing?
V: It was asking s**... questions.
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the first.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
Pregnant elephants
What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on s**... pins and one on replacing firing pins.
The Little Horse: An Inspirational Children's Story
[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]
2 jokes for 1 post
Please bear with me, the second one makes more sense with the context that the first joke exists.
Two Cannibals are eating a Clown.
One looks over at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two Clowns are eating a Cannibal.
One looks over at the other and says "I think we ruined this joke."
A renowned scientist is frustrated with the popularity of misinformation. In an interview, he tells the press my research is meaningless if taken out of context!
The next day, the public is taken by storm as headlines spread that Renowned Scientist Claims That His Research is Meaningless!
Joke told in the Soviet Union
(For context only 1/7 Soviets owned a car, and once you paid up front there was a 10 year wait to get one)
A man walks into the car store wanting to buy a car. He pays the man at the counter and the man at the counter says Alright, just come back in 10 years to pick one up. The man replies Morning or afternoon? The dealer says Well, 10 years from now what difference does it make? The man replies Well, the plumbers coming over in the morning.
(Must be a nerd to get this one) Why did the chicken cross the mobius s**...?
To get to the other... oh... never mind.
Context: a mobius s**... is an object with the interesting property of only having one side.
Twenty years from now, kids listening to "Baby it's cold outside" are gonna find it really, really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood in the context of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside.
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
