Contestants Jokes

Following is our collection of gameshow puns and medals one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contestants jokes for adults, dirty winner jokes and clean jeopardy dad gags for kids.

The Best Contestants Puns

There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.

They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.

The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."

The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.

The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."

Latvian potato eating contest.

Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

A pair of Arms, a pair of Legs and a head have a swimming race...

All contestants dive in, the arms take the lead with the legs just behind, however the head has sunk to the bottom. The arms eventually win, with the legs in second.

They recover the head and they asked what happened? The head replied "I've been training for 6 months using my ears and just before we start, some c**t put a swimming cap on me"

*Edit, spelling mistake

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho


A guy goes on a dating show where he has to whittle 26 girls (A-Z) down to one.

"OK ladies and gentlemen, we have two contestants remaining", announces the presenter, "you have a tough choice to make. Which one of these lovely girls will you take home tonight?"

Theres a long silence as the man thinks for a minute...

"Would you prefer A... or G?" asks the presenter

The man thinks a little longer, then replies, "Yes. Yes I would!"

Did you hear about the oompah loompah marathon?

Contestants are running short.

What's the talent show where the contestants do basically nothing?

"American Idle"

A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and Hitler

Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for Hitler's first name. He thought about, smiled and said "Heil" He did not win his $1.25 but almost everyone in Ireland remembers the tale.

How will Trump select his cabinet?

The Apprentice: the White House

Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.

I went to see a hanging race today

It was a close match, the two contestants were tied neck and neck


Mickey Mouse's wife and Christopher Robin's friend made a gameshow together where contestants do 60 second challenges.

They called it... Minnie to Winnie.

If you are ever having a bad day,

Just remember you were once first place in a race of over 100 million contestants.

Is your fridge running?

Why didn't you send it to Rio?

All the best to our contestants!

Why didn't the gymnast do so well in the beauty contest?

she was Nastia Liukin than the other contestants.

My wife is similar to jeopardy contestants

Both can take "massive objects" for $100.

What do you call Ms. Universe for bigger contestants?

Ms. Multi-verse

How many Jeopardy contestants does it take to change a light bulb?

Contestant 1: "Just one"

Contestant 2: "What is two?"

The Infectious Disease Olympics has been cancelled as the first event was a complete disaster. All contestants drowned!!

Turns out Water Polio wasn't such a good idea.


The Miss America will no longer judge contestants based on physical appearance

But somehow I'm sexist for spreading this news to coworkers I think would be interested.

How many countdown contestants does it take to change a blibulght?

My buddy set the bar too high for the other contestants to believe

He got last place in the limbo tournament

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