The Best 26 Contestant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contestant jokes. There are some contestant idol jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contestant quiz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contestant Jokes and Puns

There is a jiu jitsu competition to see who can break the largest board with their fist. The judge asks all competitors to stand behind the first contestant, but no one listens.

There is no punch line.

So on wheel of fortune ...

On wheel of fortune, the spokesperson interviews each person standing by their game position. the spokesperson gets to the last contestant and asks: "what is your name?"
this woman was a large, black, and chubby chick.
she replies "Treasure."
a man in the crowd whispers to his friend 'wanna know why they named her treasure?"
"sure" he replies
"because when she was born, they wanted so desperately to bury her."

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Contestant joke, Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

You hear what happened to the beauty pageant contestant that came out covered in beef cuts?

she was ms. steak'n... and got grilled

Mike Tyson is hosting a spelling bee

A contestant approaches the stage and Mike says, "the word is dictate"

The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. "Dictate... Mike, could you please use that in a sentence?"

Mike smoothly replies, "Well of course. When I was in prison, Maurice told me that my dictate good"


Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner:

Any pointers?

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump race around the White House

The slightly younger and less overweight Hillary managed to win this one, and this is the response from major news networks:

NBC: "Hillary Clinton wins the race, while Donald Trump comes in last!"

FOX: "Donald Trump takes second place in the race, while Hillary Clinton only manages to beat one contestant!"

Contestant joke, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump race around the White House

How did the Masterchef contestant call his pet pig?

Sous vide! Sous vide! Soooouuuus Viiiide.

"Your word is their..."

"Your word is their," said the spelling bee judge.
The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence.
"They're looking for their dog over there," replied the judge.

GameShow Host: If Australians live in Australia, Where do Canadians live?

Contestant: **CANADIA**

How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute?

Look for the one with the sash that says "I da ho".

You can explore contestant finalist reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean contestant winner dad jokes. There are also contestant puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Sign of the times: if you win a million bucks as a contestant on "The Wall"

...they make Telemundo pay for it.

A limbo contestant walks into a bar

He is immediately disqualified

Miss Universe is rigged and I always know who's going to win before it even starts

The winner has always been a contestant from planet Earth

"What is the largest body of water in the world?" Quiz contestant: "The ocean?"

Asker: "I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more Pacific."

What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?

One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure

Contestant joke, What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?

My girlfriend left because I treated our relationship like a game show...

Oh well, she was a worthy contestant.

A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and Hitler

Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for Hitler's first name. He thought about, smiled and said "Heil" He did not win his $1.25 but almost everyone in Ireland remembers the tale.

Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging

The word was Dictate.

[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?

[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate


A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: "your word is 'inward' "....

Spelling bee contestant: "N-I-G-G..."

Moderator: "Jesus no, stop please! "

Congrats! You're on the new game show, Serbia or Suburbia!

Contestant #1, who drinks vodka immediately when they get off work, because their country is falling apart?

A limbo contestant walks into a bar...

...and is eliminated from the competition.

How many Jeopardy contestants does it take to change a light bulb?

Contestant 1: "Just one"

Contestant 2: "What is two?"

What did the spelling bee contestant say when he stubbed his toe

"O-U-C-H!"

Final question on who wants to be a millionaire.

Host: When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?

1. Under garments.
2. Pyjama suit.
3. She sleeps naked.
4. Something sexy.

Contestant: I would like to phone a friend.

A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering.

The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the contestant pageant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working contestant rival piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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