Content Jokes
121 content jokes and hilarious content puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about content that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Content Short Jokes
Short content jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The content humour may include short material jokes also.
- Reddit's logo should be a bit more green. To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.
- I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
- Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet. Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.
- Redditors are very environmentally aware More than half the content on the front page is recycled
- Good news! Now that OnlyFans is getting rid of adult content Your local restaurants will be able to hire servers again.
- A man emptied a punching bag of its content and filled it with Guinness books. He then proceded to beat all records.
- i told my girlfriend yesterday, she should learn to embrace her mistakes she seemed very content, because she instantly hugged me.
- Amnesia is no joke Based on the content in this sub alone, at least 19 million people have it.
- Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism? Apparently it's because of the unusually high mercury content.
- Netflix's original content has some stiff competition. I heard they're shooting something at YouTube HQ today.
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Content One Liners
Which content one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with content? I can suggest the ones about composition and context.
- A horse walked into a bar
Bartender: Hey
horse: Yes please - Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
- Greta Thunberg would be proud of this sub The content is very repeatedly recycled.
- \r\jokes has the funniest most original content But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
- What's something that feels British but isn't? The contents of the British Museum
- My wife is like Netflix She has regional content I don't have access to.
- I love how eco conscious this sub is. All the top content is recycled.
- I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R It contains graphic content
- Why do pirates love reddit? Aye, tis the best place to trade stolen content for gold!
- What do you call a satisfied video editor? Content creator.
- Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory.
- What did the Spanish guy say when he saw original content? Oh si
- Why do you die if you listen to too much Queen It has a very high mercury content.
- Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves The Appropriated Press
- My doctor removed my appendix... Now all that's left is the table of contents.
Content Creator Jokes
Here is a list of funny content creator jokes and even better content creator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My great grandad used to make fabric booths for clairvoyants and fortune tellers.. He was a con-tent creator.
- Hi, I'm a mental health therapist helping people to be more at peace with their lives. Check out my Instagram! I'm a content creator.
- A Linguist, a musician, and a content creator walk into a bar They all start using slurs
Content Marketing Jokes
Here is a list of funny content marketing jokes and even better content marketing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market? Lots of organic content.
Content Writer Jokes
Here is a list of funny content writer jokes and even better content writer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a well slept, well fed writer? Content writer
Comical Content Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about content you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean text jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make content pranks.
Job Interview
A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.
As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.
He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.
The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"
The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"
How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Couple police jokes
1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.
2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.
3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.
A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar...
This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests
His cup doth runneth over
Some people think the cup is half full, some think the cup is half empty, I think the cup is an important piece of sporting equipment that doesn't need to have its content measured
What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?
A happy medium.
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Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
What do you call a content vowel?
A Cheerio.
Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?
To keep up with the content.
Jokes are like packages.
While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery.
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A co-worker found out I'm 'semi-retired.' "What's that like?" he asked.
"It's like being semi-e**.... It ain't too hard, but you still can't do what you want."
Original content, as far as I know. I actually said this at work today. We laughed and laughed. Then I cried a little.
Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub?
They are skilled at riposting good content
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how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
I'm not a contentious person, but if I had to pick a bone
It'd be Ken.
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I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design
They consume the content *way* too fast.
What's a truck's favorite game?
Truck, truck, goose.
Original content from my four year old son.
What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?
0mg !!!!
Why is the Galactic Empire (Star Wars) so bad for you?
Because of its saturated Fett content!
TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.
But stranger things have happened.
Recently, a group of scientists discovered...
a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.
TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants
I just thought of a great April fools joke
If everyone posted original content all day. But it wouldn't last 5 minutes if we are realistic.
Never tell a scientist that his Blood Alcohol Content is a problem...
He'll tell you it's a solution...
Philosophers in 500B.C.: Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated
Philosophers in 400B.C.: The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
Philosophers in 1200: Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
Philosophers in 1900: That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Philosophers in 2017: Would you like some drinks with that order?
My brother recently got a pocket protector
All of his friends laughed at it, but I was amazed. It's such a bargain, because not only does it protect the content of your pockets, but it also protects your virginity.
EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.
Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.
Q: Why does it seem most Titles on the Front page have nothing to do with the content of the post?
A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
WARNING 18+ CONTENT
18+4
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So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and t**... related content...
Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.
What does a happy criminal sleep in on camping trips?
A content.
What is 10 Divided by 0?
Original Content
Who is more content, the man with 10 children or the man with 10 million dollars?
The man with 10 children because he doesn't want any more.
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A man writes a paper
A man hands his wife the paper and asks her to read it. She reads it for five minutes, quietly. Then suddenly she lets out an extremely s**... moan. She then hands the paper to her husband and says it was awful.
He responds how did you come to that conclusion?!?
I'd like to apologize if this isn't original but I came up with it yesterday so I'm gonna say it's original content
What did Darth Vader tell Luke?
Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and an EA game?
The turkey is stuffed with content and you only have to pay for it once.
My truck had to spend a night in the impound lot.
It had a gasoline-alcohol content of .10 when it got pulled-over.
Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?
He went in all buns glazing.
The shooter at YouTube...
Was removed because her content violated YouTube's terms of service.
Sorry about that
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I heard if you increase the yellow and red on your screens
You get **orange in all content**
You're welcome.
What is love?
The effort a man makes to be content with just one woman.
so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content
when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....
An American couple adopt a German infant...
He is fine physically, and he is content. But he hasn't started speaking. At two, three, even four years old, he is mute.
Then, one October, at five years old, his parents give him a hot chocolate.
Zis is a bit tepid, he complains.
Gunther, you can speak! Why have you never spoken before?
Up to now, everything had been satisfactory.
Why did the tech destruction channels get demonetized?
Because they didn't make PC-friendly content.
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What doya call an Irishmann with no arms nor leggs hangin from yer ceilin'?
Sean DuLier
(Not original content, but aye couldn't fynd it heahr)
Even when I put my phone in airplane mode, it only flies as far as I throw it.
(Original Content)
In light of all the Islamophobic content on this sub lately....
I would like to stress that the letter P in ISLAM stands for Peace.
What is Khabib Nurmagomedov favorite band?
Smesh Mouth
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Sorry I am still trying to make up a good joke...
What's better? Original content or a repost?
A repost.
Why?
Because nothing is better than original content but a repost is better than nothing.
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I was concerned when I heard Pixar had been accused of placing s**... content in their films
But everyone seems to think it's just Hunky Dory.
I've been issued Community Service..
I was assigned the Recycling Program . I figured I'd start here since there's a lot of reused content which would reduce my searching.
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For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police.
For s**... or suggestive content involving Miners.
Why do seals swim in saltwater?
because the high salt content of ocean water makes it "sealion" solution
What is under a clickbaity title ?
Not so interesting content.
What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content?
Danke, meme.
I have this weird problem where I can't understand metaphors, unless they are also ladder-related puns.
My psychologist keeps is trying to find some Holy Rail of a solution, but I'm pretty content to continue to sweep it under the rung.
So I went to Subway the other day
I ordered the usual, roast beef with cucumbers, lettuce and Chipotle sauce.
When I got the sandwich, it was mouldy and looked like it had been used many times before, so I handed back to the employee who had made it.
He looked at it for a while before saying "oh yeah, this sub has a lot of recycled content."
Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping?
This joke has been flagged for violations of our *new* content policy, specifically our policy against inappropriate speech.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
Gonna start a petition to change Reddit's name
How does Re-post-ddit sound?
...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here
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PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf m**... content before accessing other videos.
That's the bare mini mum.
Really wish I could post funny content
But what do you want me to do with a 40,000 character limit
A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory
A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000™️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.
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Why aren't children allowed to watch movies about green ogres?
Because of all the Shrexual content.
r/Jokes won't allow you to sort by new anymore...
Since everything is made of 100% recycled content.
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What is the biggest problem with capitalism?
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How does a cannibal comedian practice comedy?
He uses different techniques to probe where the most humerus content is.
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An old woman is sitting on her porch when a genie appears
"You get one wish" he is straight to the point. woman thinks about it but she is content with her life. Just that moment her cat strolls by. With a mischievous smile she tells genie she wants her cat turned into handsome man. "Done" genie says and vanishes. And true to his word instead of a cat there is a really good looking man standing on the porch. Woman gives him an appreciative look and he smiles, leans i and whispers in her ear "I bet you wish now you haven't had me neutered."
