The Best 65 Content Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Content jokes. There are some content mods jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these content post puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Content Jokes and Puns

A horse walked into a bar



Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.

(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.

As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.

He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"

The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"

Content joke, Job Interview

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Couple police jokes

1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.

2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.

3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.


I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R

It contains graphic content

Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism?

Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content.

Content joke, Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism?

His cup doth runneth over

Some people think the cup is half full, some think the cup is half empty, I think the cup is an important piece of sporting equipment that doesn't need to have its content measured

Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...

**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**

Jokes are like packages.

While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery.

A co-worker found out I'm 'semi-retired.' "What's that like?" he asked.

"It's like being semi-erect. It ain't too hard, but you still can't do what you want."

Original content, as far as I know. I actually said this at work today. We laughed and laughed. Then I cried a little.

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You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism.

Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content.

Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub?

They are skilled at riposting good content

how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.

\r\jokes has the funniest most original content

But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design

They consume the content *way* too fast.

Content joke, I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.

But Stranger Things have happened.

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants


What do you call a satisfied video editor?

Content creator.

Never tell a scientist that his Blood Alcohol Content is a problem...

He'll tell you it's a solution...

Philosophers in 500B.C.: Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated

Philosophers in 400B.C.: The greatest wealth is to live content with little.

Philosophers in 1200: Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.

Philosophers in 1900: That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Philosophers in 2017: Would you like some drinks with that order?

My brother recently got a pocket protector

All of his friends laughed at it, but I was amazed. It's such a bargain, because not only does it protect the content of your pockets, but it also protects your virginity.

EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.

Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.

WARNING 18+ CONTENT

18+4

So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content...

Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.

I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content

Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.

What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and an EA game?

The turkey is stuffed with content and you only have to pay for it once.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

The shooter at YouTube...

Was removed because her content violated YouTube's terms of service.

Sorry about that

Netflix's original content has some stiff competition.

I heard they're shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

What is love?

The effort a man makes to be content with just one woman.

An American couple adopt a German infant...

He is fine physically, and he is content. But he hasn't started speaking. At two, three, even four years old, he is mute.

Then, one October, at five years old, his parents give him a hot chocolate.

Zis is a bit tepid, he complains.

Gunther, you can speak! Why have you never spoken before?

Up to now, everything had been satisfactory.

What doya call an Irishmann with no arms nor leggs hangin from yer ceilin'?

Sean DuLier

(Not original content, but aye couldn't fynd it heahr)

A man emptied a punching bag of its content and filled it with Guinness books.

He then proceded to beat all records.

Even when I put my phone in airplane mode, it only flies as far as I throw it.

(Original Content)

What's better? Original content or a repost?

A repost.

Why?

Because nothing is better than original content but a repost is better than nothing.

What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content?

Danke, meme.

Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping?

This joke has been flagged for violations of our *new* content policy, specifically our policy against inappropriate speech.

Why do you die if you listen to too much Queen

It has a very high mercury content.

What did the Spanish guy say when he saw original content?

Oh si

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

Gonna start a petition to change Reddit's name

How does Re-post-ddit sound?

...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here

Why is it dangerous to listen to too much Queen?

Because of its high Mercury content.

PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf MILF content before accessing other videos.

That's the bare mini mum.

A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory

A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000™️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.

Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.

To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.

Why aren't children allowed to watch movies about green ogres?

Because of all the Shrexual content.

I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content

r/Jokes won't allow you to sort by new anymore...

Since everything is made of 100% recycled content.

Greta Thunberg would be proud of this sub

The content is very repeatedly recycled.

I went to an adult website and searched for good Christian content.

Turns out it was all missionaries.

What is the biggest problem with capitalism?

**[PLEASE DISABLE YOUR AdBlocker TO SEE THIS CONTENT]**

Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub?

Coz of the amount of reused content here.

How does a cannibal comedian practice comedy?

He uses different techniques to probe where the most humerus content is.

Amnesia is no joke

Based on the content in this sub alone, at least 19 million people have it.

Hi, I'm a mental health therapist helping people to be more at peace with their lives. Check out my Instagram!

I'm a content creator.

An old woman is sitting on her porch when a genie appears

"You get one wish" he is straight to the point. woman thinks about it but she is content with her life. Just that moment her cat strolls by. With a mischievous smile she tells genie she wants her cat turned into handsome man. "Done" genie says and vanishes. And true to his word instead of a cat there is a really good looking man standing on the porch. Woman gives him an appreciative look and he smiles, leans i and whispers in her ear "I bet you wish now you haven't had me neutered."

I love how eco conscious this sub is.

All the top content is recycled.

I went to my psychiatrist recently.

I told him I had been feeling down, and depressed lately, and I sometimes don't know how I will ever become happy and content anymore.

He looked at me and said, with a concerned look on his face "have you considered suicide?"

To which I said "I didn't know that was an option

I really think OSHA should make an OnlyFans account

They're some of the leading experts in NSFW content after all

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite beer?

A double IPA because of it's high alcohol content he can get drunk quick, after dealing with those kids all day.
Oh... the the fact that it's extra hoppy is just a bonus!

Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet.

Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.

Why do pirates love reddit?

Aye, tis the best place to trade stolen content for gold!

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