Content Jokes

Following is our collection of clickbait puns and mods one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Content jokes for adults, dirty title jokes and clean post dad gags for kids.

The Best Content Puns

A horse walked into a bar



Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub?

Coz of the amount of reused content here.

Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.

To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.

I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content

how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.


A co-worker found out I'm 'semi-retired.' "What's that like?" he asked.

"It's like being semi-erect. It ain't too hard, but you still can't do what you want."

Original content, as far as I know. I actually said this at work today. We laughed and laughed. Then I cried a little.

Greta Thunberg would be proud of this sub

The content is very repeatedly recycled.

\r\jokes has the funniest most original content

But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man emptied a punching bag of its content and filled it with Guinness books.

He then proceded to beat all records.

I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content

Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants


Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism?

Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content.

His cup doth runneth over

Some people think the cup is half full, some think the cup is half empty, I think the cup is an important piece of sporting equipment that doesn't need to have its content measured

Netflix's original content has some stiff competition.

I heard they're shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.

As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.

He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"

The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"

I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R

It contains graphic content

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.

(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)

Why aren't children allowed to watch movies about green ogres?

Because of all the Shrexual content.

PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf MILF content before accessing other videos.

That's the bare mini mum.


How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Philosophers in 500B.C.: Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated

Philosophers in 400B.C.: The greatest wealth is to live content with little.

Philosophers in 1200: Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.

Philosophers in 1900: That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Philosophers in 2017: Would you like some drinks with that order?

EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.

Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.

What is the biggest problem with capitalism?

**[PLEASE DISABLE YOUR AdBlocker TO SEE THIS CONTENT]**

What do you call a satisfied video editor?

Content creator.

I went to an adult website and searched for good Christian content.

Turns out it was all missionaries.

What did the Spanish guy say when he saw original content?

Oh si

What's better? Original content or a repost?

A repost.

Why?

Because nothing is better than original content but a repost is better than nothing.

Why do you die if you listen to too much Queen

It has a very high mercury content.

An American couple adopt a German infant...

He is fine physically, and he is content. But he hasn't started speaking. At two, three, even four years old, he is mute.

Then, one October, at five years old, his parents give him a hot chocolate.

Zis is a bit tepid, he complains.

Gunther, you can speak! Why have you never spoken before?

Up to now, everything had been satisfactory.

What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and an EA game?

The turkey is stuffed with content and you only have to pay for it once.

Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...

**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**

The shooter at YouTube...

Was removed because her content violated YouTube's terms of service.

Sorry about that

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

Gonna start a petition to change Reddit's name

How does Re-post-ddit sound?


...sounds bad? Gimme some slack, it's hard to create original content on here

Jokes are like packages.

While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery.

So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content...

Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism.

Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content.

r/Jokes won't allow you to sort by new anymore...

Since everything is made of 100% recycled content.

A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory

A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000™️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.

Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub?

They are skilled at riposting good content

Never tell a scientist that his Blood Alcohol Content is a problem...

He'll tell you it's a solution...

TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.

But Stranger Things have happened.

Couple police jokes

1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.

2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.

3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.

Even when I put my phone in airplane mode, it only flies as far as I throw it.

(Original Content)

My brother recently got a pocket protector

All of his friends laughed at it, but I was amazed. It's such a bargain, because not only does it protect the content of your pockets, but it also protects your virginity.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design

They consume the content *way* too fast.

Why is it dangerous to listen to too much Queen?

Because of its high Mercury content.

What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content?

Danke, meme.

What doya call an Irishmann with no arms nor leggs hangin from yer ceilin'?

Sean DuLier

(Not original content, but aye couldn't fynd it heahr)

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping?

This joke has been flagged for violations of our *new* content policy, specifically our policy against inappropriate speech.

WARNING 18+ CONTENT

18+4

What is love?

The effort a man makes to be content with just one woman.

A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil.

Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country she could wear a veil to her heart's content, she just wouldn't be allowed to go to school.

I have this weird problem where I can't understand metaphors, unless they are also ladder-related puns.

My psychologist keeps is trying to find some Holy Rail of a solution, but I'm pretty content to continue to sweep it under the rung.

In light of all the Islamophobic content on this sub lately....

I would like to stress that the letter P in ISLAM stands for Peace.

My truck had to spend a night in the impound lot.

It had a gasoline-alcohol content of .10 when it got pulled-over.

What did Darth Vader tell Luke?

Luke, I am your [Unlock Content for 20000 Credits].

A man writes a paper

A man hands his wife the paper and asks her to read it. She reads it for five minutes, quietly. Then suddenly she lets out an extremely sexual moan. She then hands the paper to her husband and says it was awful.

He responds how did you come to that conclusion?!?

I'd like to apologize if this isn't original but I came up with it yesterday so I'm gonna say it's original content

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

So I went to Subway the other day

I ordered the usual, roast beef with cucumbers, lettuce and Chipotle sauce.

When I got the sandwich, it was mouldy and looked like it had been used many times before, so I handed back to the employee who had made it.

He looked at it for a while before saying "oh yeah, this sub has a lot of recycled content."

so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content

when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

Q: Why does it seem most Titles on the Front page have nothing to do with the content of the post?

A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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