Contemplation Jokes
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I've been contemplating the pros and cons of m**....
On the one hand, it feels good.
On the other, not so much.
Saw a sign at a farm that said, "duck, eggs."
I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.
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Ronda Rousey says she contemplated s**....
Holly Holm declined the rematch though.
Four engineers in a car...
Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."
After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"
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