contemplate Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious contemplate puns

I gave a deaf blind child my seat in the taxi

After he ran over several people I began to contemplate my decision, I told him to stop but he just wouldn't listen

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I used to run a lot on the treadmill and contemplate my future

I was going nowhere fast.

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Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide.

Everything is saying Just Do It.

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Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist...

...then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding.

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Sometimes I want to leave society, live in the woods, and contemplate existence...

But I know that would be Thoreauing away my life.

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Where do thoughtful people eat their food from?

A contemplate.

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Seen at a public toilet...

"Here I sit and contemplate,
should I shit or masturbate?"

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide.

Just do it.

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