Contamination Jokes

Following is our collection of pollution puns and toxic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Contamination jokes for adults, dirty chil jokes and clean wafers dad gags for kids.

The Best Contamination Puns

Why didn't the Romans reuse their crosses?

Because that would have caused cross contamination.

How did Jesus get sick?

Cross contamination

Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus's crucifixion?

To prevent cross contamination.

Food contamination scandal hits the church.

Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.

Q: What do you call a Flint official being charged with manslaughter over the contamination of the water in Flint?

A: A good start

What is the worst type of Asian?


When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death?

Cross Contamination

Recently, there was a cross contamination with a life cereal factory that's next to an edibles factory

Now I get why people are saying they're high on life.

Why did the Romans not reuse any of their crucifixes?

Because that would have been cross contamination.

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