The Best 10 Contamination Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Contamination jokes. There are some contamination toxic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these contamination wafers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Contamination Jokes and Puns

If a cup has had holy water in it, a vampire should never drink from it again.

There's too much risk of cross contamination.

Why didn't the Romans reuse their crosses?

Because that would have caused cross contamination.

How did Jesus get sick?

Cross contamination

Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus's crucifixion?

To prevent cross contamination.

Food contamination scandal hits the church.

Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.

Q: What do you call a Flint official being charged with manslaughter over the contamination of the water in Flint?

A: A good start

What is the worst type of Asian?


When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death?

Cross Contamination

Recently, there was a cross contamination with a life cereal factory that's next to an edibles factory

Now I get why people are saying they're high on life.

Why did the Romans not reuse any of their crucifixes?

Because that would have been cross contamination.

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We suggest to use only working contamination gatorade piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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