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8 contamination jokes and hilarious contamination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about contamination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Why wasn't Jesus allowed to return to his food service job after he was crucified?

They were afraid of *cross*\-contamination

If a cup has had holy water in it, a vampire should never drink from it again.

There's too much risk of cross contamination.

Why didn't the Romans reuse their crosses?

Because that would have caused cross contamination.

Why did the Catholic chef sanitize his crucifix while preparing Sunday brunch?

To prevent cross-contamination.

How did Jesus get sick?

Cross contamination

Oldest cake joke

A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake.
The baker says they don't, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie.
This repeats several days until the baker is sick of it and decides to try making one.
The next time the rabbit enters, the baker proudly tells that they do have a carrot cake now.
The rabbit says: sorry, I'll have to take my business somewhere else: I'm highly alergic and can't risk cross-contamination.

Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus's crucifixion?

To prevent cross contamination.


Food contamination scandal hits the church.

Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.

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