Contaminate Jokes
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- Why wasn't Jesus allowed to return to his food service job after he was crucified? They were afraid of *cross*\-contamination
- If a cup has had holy water in it, a vampire should never drink from it again. There's too much risk of cross contamination.
- Why didn't the Romans reuse their crosses? Because that would have caused cross contamination.
- Why did the Catholic chef sanitize his crucifix while preparing Sunday brunch? To prevent cross-contamination.
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Food contamination scandal hits the church.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ. - Q: What do you call a Flint official being charged with manslaughter over the contamination of the water in Flint? A: A good start
- The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers At risk is cross-contamination.
- Before every raid, members of the CDC task force for eradicating contaminated romaine join hands and say Lettuce prey
- Do you all remember that guy in Australia who was contaminating strawberries? They never did pin down who it was.
- Recently, there was a cross contamination with a life cereal factory that's next to an edibles factory Now I get why people are saying they're high on life.
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Contaminate One Liners
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- How did Jesus get sick? Cross contamination
- Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus's crucifixion? To prevent cross contamination.
- What is the worst type of Asian? Contamination.
- When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination
- 79% of U.S. paper money is contaminated with traces of c**....
Contaminate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about contaminate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make contaminate pranks.
Oldest cake joke
A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake.
The baker says they don't, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie.
This repeats several days until the baker is sick of it and decides to try making one.
The next time the rabbit enters, the baker proudly tells that they do have a carrot cake now.
The rabbit says: sorry, I'll have to take my business somewhere else: I'm highly alergic and can't risk cross-contamination.
How do you deal with an intern who's depressed because he just pricked his finger with a h**... contaminated needle?
You'll give him the PEP talk.
Why did the Romans not reuse any of their crucifixes?
Because that would have been cross contamination.
I was thinking about opening an African restaurant
I'm gonna serve some classics like nothing and contaminated water.
Professor San Holo
Prof San Holo was busy at his lab. He was experimenting with splicing genetic material from rams into eggs of bees. With global warming, certain species of flowering plants flourish while others perish. The idea was to give bees the ability to digest leaves and grass to make honey and thereby reduce the need to be reliant on nectar and pollen from flowers.
The first splicing was a disaster. The bee digestive system became dysfunctional.
The second attempt disrupted the honey production with lactose contaminant.
The bee grew tiny horns in the third!
He then tried DNA from a sheep and Eureka! Yes indeed. It worked because he
Made the Fourth Bee with Ewe.