Containers Jokes

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The Best Containers Puns

Chinese takeout $20.00.. Gas to pick it up $10.00..

Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers..


Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:


Chinese takeout: $10.25. Gas to get there and back: $3.25.

Realizing that you got all the way home without one of the containers: riceless

Chinese takeout: 13.99 gas to get there: 3.99

Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: riceless

Chinese Takeaway

Chinese Takeaway - £24

Petrol To pick it up - £2

Getting home and realizing the twats have forgotten one of your containers.


Chinese Food: $16.72 Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94 Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless

Chinese takeout

Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless.

Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Tide is fully embracing their new consumers with their new Tide Pod containers...

They just changed their active ingredients to nutrition facts .

There's this guy with OCD who likes to collect containers.

Unfortunately for him, they're always ajar.

My girlfriend and I like to make containers for our herbs and spices

She didn't like my cumin herb box though.

I saw a man at the grocery store flinging slices of American cheese into the air.

He then started chugging cartons of milk right off the shelf.

After that he started smashing containers of yogurt open on his forehead.

It was shocking. All I could think was how dare he!

I hate it when...

people refer to themselves as animal containers.

and yes I'm a hippo crate.

I saw a train with 40 carriages today, all carrying cargo containers.

It was a freightening experiance.

Why Was The Baker So Depressed About Purchasing Containers That Only Fit 12 Donuts?

If you ask him he will give you 13 Reasons Why.

A women is working at a sperm bank

A man with a ski mask comes and points a gun at her face, he says "hey you open that fridge" she says but sir this isn't a regular bank its a sperm bank" he says "I know now open that fridge and take out one of those containers" terrified she does so, he then says "now drink it" as she slowly starts drinking it the man takes off his mask and says "see honey its not so bad"

They have these new cream corn containers that look like milk cartons...

They call it Soft Pour Corn.

I like containers that are educated.

I only use graduated cylinders.

What's worse then 2 dead baby's in a container?

1 dead baby in 2 containers.

I was canning some tomatoes in glass containers...

After putting them in boiling water, I dropped one on my foot. It was honestly pretty jarring.

Why can't containers of milk walk?

Because they lack toes.

What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?


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