Contactless Jokes
5 contactless jokes and hilarious contactless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about contactless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Contactless Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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In light of the pandemic - we will no longer use the term "immaculate conception"...
It is being updated to "contactless delivery."
I ordered contact lenses last week and only received an empty box
Apparently it was a contactless delivery
In these strange times, the doctors forced me to wear glasses while I was giving birth to my son.
They insisted on contactless delivery.
Eye joke
I lost my contact lense, but managed to get back home without bumping into anyone.
It was a contactless journey
A man goes to pay for his shopping...
...and places down an empty box of disposable lenses.
The cashier looks at him and says "you can't possibly expect me to accept that as payment?"
The man points at a sign by the till, "it says here you accept contactless".
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