Contact Tracing Jokes
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Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...
Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
Michael J. Fox has contracted coronavirus
Contact tracing shows he got it from shaking hands
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I think I have a water f**...
Just traces of it makes me feel moist and when I'm in contact with a lot of it I'm wet
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When his wife went missing...
... her husband searched everywhere for her. As well as filing a missing persons report with the police, he contacted all her friends and family in a bid to trace her, but no luck. Then two days after she vanished, he returned home to find her standing in the bathroom.
He threw his arms around her and cried: "Where have you been? I've been worried sick."
"These four masked men kidnapped me," she said, "tied me up and took me away to their place, and then had wild s**... with me for a week."
"A week? But it's only been two days," said the husband.
She answered: "I'm just here to get my toothbrush and make-up."
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