Contact Sports Jokes
7 contact sports jokes and hilarious contact sports puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about contact sports that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Contact Sports Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good contact sports joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why don't any American football players wear glasses?
Because it is a contact sport!
Why don't football players wear glasses?
It's a contact sport.
I had to use my glasses when playing tennis.
Because its a no contact sport.
Did you know that people wearing glasses aren't allowed to play american football?
That's because it's a contact sport.
Why don't NFL players wear glasses?
Because it's a contact sport.
People don't typically wear glasses while boxing....
It's more of a contacts sport
Why do lenses love American Football?
It's a contact sport!
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