Consummate Jokes

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The Best Consummate Puns

Two Inuits marry and consummate that night.

The next morning, the bride discovers that she is six months pregnant.

The First Night of the Honeymoon

The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6'6" tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman.

The groom looked at his beautiful bride, took off his pants and threw them at her feet. "Put those on." He ordered.

She gave him a bewildered expression, but attempted to do as he asked. "They're too big, they won't stay on." She exclaimed.

"That's right, just remember who wears the pants in this family."

She gave him a narrow look and removed her pants and threw them at his feet. "Put those on." She ordered.

The groom could not even get his big toe into his wife's pants. "I.. I can't get into them." He stated struggling.

She declared back: "That's right and until your attitude changes that's the way it's going to be."

A redneck couple from West Virginia get married..

That night, they stay in a cheap motel. Just as they're about to consummate the marriage, the woman says- "Be gentle- it's my first time."

The new husband gets dressed and storms home to tell his parents the devastating news:

"You did the right thing, son", says his father. "If she ain't good enough for her own family- she ain't good enough for ours!"

What does a prostitute's resume list as her top attribute?

She's a consummate professional.

Dang this new wedding planner is great

For only an extra 200 bucks he'll consummate my marriage for me - whatever that means haha


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