The Best 9 Consumer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consumer jokes. There are some consumer historians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consumer executives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consumer Jokes and Puns

what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute?

A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang.

A man boarded a plane with 16 kids

Attendant: Welcome sir, are all of them your kids. You surely have a big family

Man: Nah, I work for a condom company. These are consumer complaints

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I was giving this guy the business and he said "Quit patronizing me. ". I said I'll never shop in this store again.

Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards Hitler's political party

It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.

9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on any

... consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing. Trust me, I tried.


List of the shortest books

1. The Australian Book of Foreplay.

2. Contraception by the Pope.

3. The American Guide to Etiquette.

4. Healthy Marriages by the British Royal Family.

5. Consumer Marketing Ethics.

6. Career Opportunities for History Majors.

7. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan.

8. Integrity by Bill Clinton.

9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush.

10. What I've Accomplished by Barack Obama.

A very bad pun.

Me: What is the best South American country?

Joke consumer: Brazil

Me: Let me Peru-ve you wrong.

TIL of the #1 consumer of lard in the world and the least healthy ever seen

Your mom.

After years of consumer retailing, Apple decided to foray into naval software.

They create an app that allows the navy to synchronize their attacks anywhere in the world.

But iSync was a flop.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consumer adequate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consumer produce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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